I agree entirely, George. But first I think we should work out the kinks in the automatic date-recording. Bloody thing keeps trying to tell me it's seven years from when it actually is.
I was up all last night working on that and I don't think it'll ever be entirely fixed. Honestly I'm more worried about the biting. I knew we shouldn't have based any of the charm work on the sodding Monster Book of Monsters.
At least they only nip occasionally. Don't have to tie it up with a belt or anything. Think we could train them to bite when their owners neglect them? That'd be good incentive to write often.
I think they'll do that on their own, actually. But to be sure we'll have to test them out on the masses. Who're the lucky victims? Family? Friends? Lee, perhaps?
But not mum and dad. That'd just be embarrassing. Siblings, I think. Bill and Charlie are always off dicking around with pyramids or dragons, and Percy's an arse. So Gin and Ronnie?
He'd probably just write "I love the Ministry" all over the pages and draw little hearts around Fudge's name in the margins, anyway.
Sounds about right. Harry, too? I suspect Ron and Ginny would eventually get tired of shouting at one another via diary when they can just do it face to face.
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I'm thinking family. Definitely.
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Sounds about right. Harry, too? I suspect Ron and Ginny would eventually get tired of shouting at one another via diary when they can just do it face to face.
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Think Ginny'll have much problem with it, all things considering?
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Nah. It'll be good for her. About time she got over her talking-parchment phobia.
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