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Feel like a chat?
Don't want the world to read your bleats?
Then try the latest I-Patch application

Yippee Instant Messenger

Talk to your friends for hours!
Now with video chat (Floo Tube technology built in)

First ten customers get a free sample glitter pack (Glue Tube technology required!)

Comments

[anwesu]

Oooh that sounds really clever! Mind, I didn't realise til the other day when I was bleating at my auntie that any old person can read your bleats if they've a mind to and it nearly caused a mighty row so we went back to normal flooing after that.

Do you think this'll really catch on though Fred? All these little gadgets? I got given an i-patch free on account of Ernie working for the Ministry so I've been using it as it's just there and it's new and shiny even if it does make you look a bloody idiot, well you can see em all yourself in Diagon Alley with dafty half a specs on and I hear that Parvati Longbottom refuses to wear one and Neville's not allowed either in case it scares the baby, see! So she just uses floo, and I know there's lots of older wizards and witches who won't go near it, although saying that Master Wington loves his, does his surfing thing for hours with one eye closed bless him I think he's going a bit dally if you ask me as he keeps muttering about crumpets even when I baked some special he never touched em, well you can't please everyone even if you did Mistress Ogg's Cookery Course For Aspiring Homemakers, and Ernie at them all, said there was nothing wrong with them. Anyway, I'll have a think about Yippee but do you mind if I wait til you've had your first ten customers, as it took ages to get your glitter out last time.

Hope everything's okay with you Fred, pop over some time and have some tea eh?
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