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[teeldeerpedia]

The annual fundraising drive managed to achieve its goal this year. To everyone who donated, your contribution is greatly appreciated, and you have my personal thanks on the matter. While I am sure that Jimmy exaggerated the possibility of my imminent demise to a degree, it would be quite nice to buy some new pairs of socks for myself, Commons and

Comments

[matchings]

Whoa! So it's almost your birthday? Congrats!

[teeldeerpedia]

I would not call it 'birthday' as such, but yes. Thank you. It is certainly nice to be a decade old.

[matchings]

Then what would you call it?

[teeldeerpedia]

We call it Wikipedia Day at the foundation.....although that sounds a little odd if I say it myself, come to think of it. The day my servers formally went up, I suppose?

[matchings]

In that case, Happy You Day! You should look happier! Let me see that smile!

[teeldeerpedia]

...........I beg your pardon, but is there any specific reason to smile?

[matchings]

Huh? Is there a reason not to?

[teeldeerpedia]

A reason is commonly required for an act performed out of intent. If I open a book, for instance, it's assumed that I wanted to read or pretend to read. If I suddenly ask you to jump and down three times, wouldn't you find that strange?

[matchings]

Not if it was Blogger Day!

[teeldeerpedia]

....Why? Jumping up and down in public is a rather odd behavior, to say the least. It's not something people usually do.

[matchings]

Keh. Is that what you want? Fine, fine! I'll jump!

[And so he does so. Repeatedly.]

Now will you smile!?

[teeldeerpedia]

I don't think I've ever said I would smile if you jump....but, well, it doesn't cost anything, I suppose.

[He smiles. Or tries to. It looks forced and awkward as hell, and might actually look more like a zombie smile out of creepypasta's drabbles than a Birthday Boy smile. It's just something he doesn't do consciously, Blogger.]

...Is that satisfactory?

[matchings]

......huh.

[Well that was totally creepy and.....yeah he's not liking it.]

You, uh, you can stop now. It's scary as hell. But points for trying.

[teeldeerpedia]

[promptly stops and reverts back to perpetual lineface, as smooth as a Hollywood transforming CGI.]

Scary? My apologies, I didn't mean to be. Just how so? I wasn't even trying to stare at you.

[matchings]

You know, you looked all awkward and fake and stuff!

[teeldeerpedia]

As you did not give me a valid reason, of course it was fake. And I will admit that it was awkward, it's not something people ask me to do.