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"UNCYCLOPEDIA WAS HERE!
WIKIPEDIA IS A LOSER!"
~ Oscar Wilde
Such words of wisdom could only be spoken by no greater man...Well, with the exception of Lady Gaga.
Anyway, attention-whoring hermaphrodites aside, there are two days left until it's the new year. After that, only one year until the Earth goes KA-BOOM! and all of humanity will have ceased to exist. Our very world will crumble under the destruction of the Apocalypse that has been predicted to impend doom on December 21, 2012.
Apocalypse was initially scheduled to drop on by in 1999, but scientists infer that it had slept in and missed it's train.
“Man, I have a hangover like you wouldn't believe. Ah...How 'bout I come back in, say...13 years?”
~ Apocalypse
In other words, now would be a good time to get off your lazy ass and actually accomplish something! You've procrastinated this long. I plan on defeating you all in terms of procrastination and continue eating this delicious cake.
I could write another article.
But I prefer cake.