I don't believe in Santa... -50 points!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last month I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In April I gave sonnavind a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In June I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In May I helped purplesnowcones across the street (6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-69 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
wwjdsox