Songs to sing your daughter (2): Changing her

[wwhyte]

They call her Poo-face (Poo-face)
Queen of the oceans (oceans)
They call her Poo-face (Poo-face)
Queen of the sea
And when you're with Poo-face (Poo-face)
It all smells like poo does
(INCREASINGLY UNCERTAINLY)
And that's why Pooface
Is the princess for me.

(Spoken)

We banish you, Poo-face, back to the oceans you came from!