my dog eat my homework
Excuses
Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
Please excuse Bob from school from Sep. 1 - Nov. 1, he had to attend a religious sacrificial giving ceremony on Indian grounds.
I'm sorry but my baby sitter flushed my homework down the toilet.
Oh, sorry [teachers name], the cafeteria food made me delirious.
Al was not in school yesterday because he was didn't feel like going.
I was late for class because the bell rang before I got here!!
I was absent because I got my head caught in the power window of the car.
I got mugged on the way to school and they took my Bag with the homework in it.
I’m tardy because I am protesting against the nature of clocks.
Dear teacher's name, Seth will not coming to school because of your ugly face, your bucked teeth, and your smelly farts. That is all. Parent’s name
Molly will not be attending school today because her fish died and we're planning the flushing.
i wasn't in class yesterday cause i didn't want to go
I could not do my homework as my house burnt down and i managed to save everything except my homework.
please exuse bob from school because the dog had a headache
I was tardy for class because my foot got stuck in the toliet
i swear i did my homework but i was abducted by aliens and they stole it.
Please excuse Cori from school today, she claims to have a disease from over exposure to homework, and needs to start chemo therapy.
i made my homework into a paper plane and it was highjacked
Please excuse Jordan from school forever, because she has some weird desease called freckles.
Student: " Miss! Would you punish someone for something they didn't do?"
Teacher: "Um, No i wouldn't, not if that person hadn't done it."
Student: " Good, because i didn't do my homework!"
I was late for class because i was fighting with a kid who said that you werent the best teacher in the world
Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
Please excuse Bob from school from Sep. 1 - Nov. 1, he had to attend a religious sacrificial giving ceremony on Indian grounds.
I'm sorry but my baby sitter flushed my homework down the toilet.
Oh, sorry [teachers name], the cafeteria food made me delirious.
Al was not in school yesterday because he was didn't feel like going.
I was late for class because the bell rang before I got here!!
I was absent because I got my head caught in the power window of the car.
I got mugged on the way to school and they took my Bag with the homework in it.
I’m tardy because I am protesting against the nature of clocks.
Dear teacher's name, Seth will not coming to school because of your ugly face, your bucked teeth, and your smelly farts. That is all. Parent’s name
Molly will not be attending school today because her fish died and we're planning the flushing.
i wasn't in class yesterday cause i didn't want to go
I could not do my homework as my house burnt down and i managed to save everything except my homework.
please exuse bob from school because the dog had a headache
I was tardy for class because my foot got stuck in the toliet
i swear i did my homework but i was abducted by aliens and they stole it.
Please excuse Cori from school today, she claims to have a disease from over exposure to homework, and needs to start chemo therapy.
i made my homework into a paper plane and it was highjacked
Please excuse Jordan from school forever, because she has some weird desease called freckles.
Student: " Miss! Would you punish someone for something they didn't do?"
Teacher: "Um, No i wouldn't, not if that person hadn't done it."
Student: " Good, because i didn't do my homework!"
I was late for class because i was fighting with a kid who said that you werent the best teacher in the world