It's Hard To Say: Ch. 6
Title: Why Do We Go Running In Circles?
Author: Killer Kitten
Chapter: 6
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Bert/Woman
Summary: Bert was at a loss after he found his girlfriend cheating on him. But maybe fate will change the way he feels about love...
Jepha and Bert were frozen from the sight. They fell to their knees and finally said in unison, "OH MY GOD JOHN!! PUT SOME GOD DAMN UNDERWEAR ON!!"
John Feldman, their producer and mentor, had passed out in Bert's temporary room. He had no clothes on whatsoever. He just stood there, still naked for reasons unknown, chuckling at Bert and Jepha.
Jepha tried shielding his eyes but he said loudly, "Oh, oh MAN! It's like a car crash! I can't fucking look away!! Aw shield your eyes Bert!" Bert had collapsed onto the floor laughing hysterically.
"Dude, what's up with that? Why..why..oh man I can't even say what I wanna say! I can't breathe!!", said Bert. He was tearing at this point and so was Jepha. Bert's laughter always made Jepha burst into hysterical tears. They both giggled like school girls that just asked out to the prom.
"Okay, okay. C'mon! It's not like YOU guys don't do the same! I know damn well you all strip down and then pass out", said John shaking his head with a grin.
They both stopped. "How do you know that, John?", they both said unified again. John replied saying, "Well....when we were on the Warped Tour in 2005, you guys partied a little to hard and well--". "AHHHHH!!! DON'T SAY ANOTHER WORD GOD DAMMIT!!", they both said standing and pointing at John. He put on his shirt and pants laughing at them. "I was just kidding you guys. If you could remember, I didn't go with you that year." "Uh...oh! Oh. Okay, dude." Jepha and Bert looked at each other scratching their heads. John was exiting the room between Jepha and Bert and said, eyes shut with a grin, "...But thanks for admiting that you do that! Now I have something to tell the other bands I work with! HA HA HA!" He patted them both on the shoulders and went downstairs for breakfast. They both turned red from the embarrassment. Bert turned to Jepha and said, "Dude..........if you don't tell, I won't!" "Deal!", said Jepha.
They shook on it and turned to the stairwell to see Dan and Quinn with cups of coffee. Bert and Jepha looked confused. "How did you guys get coffee? I went downstairs and didn't see you!", said Jepha. Quinn and Dan turned to each other, then back at Bert and Jepha. Dan said, "Well, when you guys were doing the 'Naked Freakout', we snuck by and got ourselves some breakfast." They both turned to go back downstairs and dan stopped to say, "...Oh! And uh...me and Quinn don't sleep nakey....but you guys do! Just though I'd let you know that since we don't drink as much as you guys. Cheers!" He held up his coffee mug and took a sip. Both Bert and Jepha smiled with their heads down and followed Dan downstairs.
They all met up with John and Quinn at the table. Trish was also there. She had slipped by with Dan and Quinn. They all sat down to some yummy pancakes and waffles, some fruit, orange juice, yummy yummy coffee, and some pop tarts. Hey, you can't have a great day without Pop Tarts! They all finished and noticed that the entire house was a mess. They had time to help clean up so they decided to clean the house and not leave it a mess for John.
Bert got stuck on the room that he has passed out in. As he was picking up the empty bottles....and finishing off the unfinished bottles, he came across a folded piece of paper. It had 'Patricia' with a heart written on the front. He looked to give it to Trish but she had left to help Dan with the bathroom of puke. He decided to put it in his pocket and not worry about it....but he couldn't. So when he finished cleaning the room, he sat on the couch where he was the night before, pulled out the paper, and unfolded it, slowly. It was a note. He must've read it 3 dozen times within the minute because he couldn't understand what it meant. But some parts were clearer than the rest. It read: "He's a loser and you know it. Why can't it be like before? We miss you, babe." It ended with a scribble that looked to be a signature. He couldn't read it and could care less about it. But as he walked on to the next filthy room he pondered in his head:
What was....before me?
Am I the loser?
And what did it mean by..We?
...
......
.........
..........Was it....is it....happening again?
Author: Killer Kitten
Chapter: 6
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Bert/Woman
Summary: Bert was at a loss after he found his girlfriend cheating on him. But maybe fate will change the way he feels about love...
Jepha and Bert were frozen from the sight. They fell to their knees and finally said in unison, "OH MY GOD JOHN!! PUT SOME GOD DAMN UNDERWEAR ON!!"
John Feldman, their producer and mentor, had passed out in Bert's temporary room. He had no clothes on whatsoever. He just stood there, still naked for reasons unknown, chuckling at Bert and Jepha.
Jepha tried shielding his eyes but he said loudly, "Oh, oh MAN! It's like a car crash! I can't fucking look away!! Aw shield your eyes Bert!" Bert had collapsed onto the floor laughing hysterically.
"Dude, what's up with that? Why..why..oh man I can't even say what I wanna say! I can't breathe!!", said Bert. He was tearing at this point and so was Jepha. Bert's laughter always made Jepha burst into hysterical tears. They both giggled like school girls that just asked out to the prom.
"Okay, okay. C'mon! It's not like YOU guys don't do the same! I know damn well you all strip down and then pass out", said John shaking his head with a grin.
They both stopped. "How do you know that, John?", they both said unified again. John replied saying, "Well....when we were on the Warped Tour in 2005, you guys partied a little to hard and well--". "AHHHHH!!! DON'T SAY ANOTHER WORD GOD DAMMIT!!", they both said standing and pointing at John. He put on his shirt and pants laughing at them. "I was just kidding you guys. If you could remember, I didn't go with you that year." "Uh...oh! Oh. Okay, dude." Jepha and Bert looked at each other scratching their heads. John was exiting the room between Jepha and Bert and said, eyes shut with a grin, "...But thanks for admiting that you do that! Now I have something to tell the other bands I work with! HA HA HA!" He patted them both on the shoulders and went downstairs for breakfast. They both turned red from the embarrassment. Bert turned to Jepha and said, "Dude..........if you don't tell, I won't!" "Deal!", said Jepha.
They shook on it and turned to the stairwell to see Dan and Quinn with cups of coffee. Bert and Jepha looked confused. "How did you guys get coffee? I went downstairs and didn't see you!", said Jepha. Quinn and Dan turned to each other, then back at Bert and Jepha. Dan said, "Well, when you guys were doing the 'Naked Freakout', we snuck by and got ourselves some breakfast." They both turned to go back downstairs and dan stopped to say, "...Oh! And uh...me and Quinn don't sleep nakey....but you guys do! Just though I'd let you know that since we don't drink as much as you guys. Cheers!" He held up his coffee mug and took a sip. Both Bert and Jepha smiled with their heads down and followed Dan downstairs.
They all met up with John and Quinn at the table. Trish was also there. She had slipped by with Dan and Quinn. They all sat down to some yummy pancakes and waffles, some fruit, orange juice, yummy yummy coffee, and some pop tarts. Hey, you can't have a great day without Pop Tarts! They all finished and noticed that the entire house was a mess. They had time to help clean up so they decided to clean the house and not leave it a mess for John.
Bert got stuck on the room that he has passed out in. As he was picking up the empty bottles....and finishing off the unfinished bottles, he came across a folded piece of paper. It had 'Patricia' with a heart written on the front. He looked to give it to Trish but she had left to help Dan with the bathroom of puke. He decided to put it in his pocket and not worry about it....but he couldn't. So when he finished cleaning the room, he sat on the couch where he was the night before, pulled out the paper, and unfolded it, slowly. It was a note. He must've read it 3 dozen times within the minute because he couldn't understand what it meant. But some parts were clearer than the rest. It read: "He's a loser and you know it. Why can't it be like before? We miss you, babe." It ended with a scribble that looked to be a signature. He couldn't read it and could care less about it. But as he walked on to the next filthy room he pondered in his head:
What was....before me?
Am I the loser?
And what did it mean by..We?
...
......
.........
..........Was it....is it....happening again?