Happy V-Day!!
So I'm basically wishing you all a Happy Valentines day!! And along with that I will share with you some 'facts' about Jack Bauer that I found here! Feel the love!
Jack Bauer 'Facts'
1) Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
2) There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. The first two are Jack Bauer, and the third one is heart attack from hearing Jack Bauer is coming for them.
3) Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon.
4) When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
5) When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad things happen to bad people, it’s probably Jack Bauer.
6) On Jack Bauer's Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire world as his dependents.
7) The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
8) Withholding information from Jack Bauer is now classified as a suicide attempt.
9) When Jack Bauer ran out of ammo, he caught 3 bullets in his chest and used them to reload.
10) Passed out, surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas, and handcuffed to a table leg, Jack Bauer laughed to himself and said, "I have them right where I want them."
11) Jack Bauer thinks the word mercy just means "quick interrogation."
12) If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
I order you to read them!
Jack Bauer 'Facts'
1) Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
2) There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. The first two are Jack Bauer, and the third one is heart attack from hearing Jack Bauer is coming for them.
3) Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon.
4) When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
5) When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad things happen to bad people, it’s probably Jack Bauer.
6) On Jack Bauer's Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire world as his dependents.
7) The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
8) Withholding information from Jack Bauer is now classified as a suicide attempt.
9) When Jack Bauer ran out of ammo, he caught 3 bullets in his chest and used them to reload.
10) Passed out, surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas, and handcuffed to a table leg, Jack Bauer laughed to himself and said, "I have them right where I want them."
11) Jack Bauer thinks the word mercy just means "quick interrogation."
12) If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
I order you to read them!