Oct 17, 2004 22:02
I was on my roof looking at the stars.
Suddenly, a foreign object fell on my head.
A little dazed from the sudden attack, I looked carefully at the object.
It was none other than... a spork.
Ok, seriously, I was on my roof playing with a spork.
I threw it up into the sky.
I tried to catch it, but the damned street light blinded me.
The spork hit my head.
Poor poor spork...