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Day1:
A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to 5 today mummy. I got up to 10. Is it because Im blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "yes dear"
Day 2:
"We learned how to do the alphabet today mummy. The others only got up to E and I got up to S. Is it because Im blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "yes dear"
Day 3:
"We learned about breasts today mummy. All the other girls are flat chested and Im a 36DD. Is it because Im blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "No dear, its because your 25
A blind man was traveling in his private jet when he noticed that something was wrong. He made his way to the cockpit and there was no response from his pilot.
The blind man felt around for the radio, then called the radio tower in a panic, "Help! Help!"
The tower quickly responded and asked, "Whats the problem?"
The blind man yelled frantically, "Help me! Im blind... the pilot is dead, and were flying upside down!"
The tower acknowledged the man and asked calmly, "Sir, how do you know youre upside down?"
Replied the blind man, "Because the shit is runnin down my back!"
A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to 5 today mummy. I got up to 10. Is it because Im blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "yes dear"
Day 2:
"We learned how to do the alphabet today mummy. The others only got up to E and I got up to S. Is it because Im blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "yes dear"
Day 3:
"We learned about breasts today mummy. All the other girls are flat chested and Im a 36DD. Is it because Im blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "No dear, its because your 25
A blind man was traveling in his private jet when he noticed that something was wrong. He made his way to the cockpit and there was no response from his pilot.
The blind man felt around for the radio, then called the radio tower in a panic, "Help! Help!"
The tower quickly responded and asked, "Whats the problem?"
The blind man yelled frantically, "Help me! Im blind... the pilot is dead, and were flying upside down!"
The tower acknowledged the man and asked calmly, "Sir, how do you know youre upside down?"
Replied the blind man, "Because the shit is runnin down my back!"