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now that the first day of fall has finally graced us (i think), i figured what better time than now to bring you my list of...
THE TOP 5 THINGS THAT ARE CURRENTLY BOTHERING ME
1. ex-flames that call you up when they're drunk. especially when you're just coming in the door and your arms are full of groceries. "Call Me When You're Sober." /cliche.
2. people who think i'm strange because i have a pathological fear of leaving my tv's volume on an odd number. i think i'm entitled to one tiny OCD.
3. the fact that i can get e. coli from eating spinach.
4. my apartment complex's bipolar doorman. 50% of the time he acts like we're old chums; the other half of the time he treats me like something he scraped off his shoe.
5. gigantic nipples.
THE TOP 5 THINGS THAT ARE CURRENTLY BOTHERING ME
1. ex-flames that call you up when they're drunk. especially when you're just coming in the door and your arms are full of groceries. "Call Me When You're Sober." /cliche.
2. people who think i'm strange because i have a pathological fear of leaving my tv's volume on an odd number. i think i'm entitled to one tiny OCD.
3. the fact that i can get e. coli from eating spinach.
4. my apartment complex's bipolar doorman. 50% of the time he acts like we're old chums; the other half of the time he treats me like something he scraped off his shoe.
5. gigantic nipples.