another one. this time created by chunk of hot british manMonkey
Bold all those that apply to you...
01. I ingest food through my ears
02. I cannot differentiate between the colours yellow and slightly pale yellow
03. The colour green fills me with rage
04. I see dead people (I see lots of shit, but never dead people. Just people who should be dead...)
05. My name has more, or an equal number of vowels than consonants
06. All food tastes the same to me
07. I breathe in through my nose and out through my mouth
08. My age is a square number
09. I wear socks
10. I desire to roll around in the grass
11. I love the winter
12. I love nightmares
13. My head attracts swarms of insects
14. I think regular sleep is overrated
15. I listen to loud music
16. I can hear the people next door
17. I often dream of silencing the people next door with an axe (not them, but many other people)
18. I crave brainmeats
19. I like my eyeballs
20. People look at me funny
21. I smell good
22. I think I talk too much
23. I like to wear makeup
24. I think eating is overrated
25. I believe that a pan-galactic space moose created the universe
26. My head is disproportionate to my body
27. I live in a house, a very big house, in the country
28. I live in a dustbin
29. I am covered in tiny spikes
30. I wake up after midday
31. I fall asleep before midnight
32. I was banned from handling scissors at school
33. I enjoy Norwegian black metal
34. I also enjoy sandpapering my ears
35. I dress like Mortiis (on Halloween).
36. I believe in faeries
37. The clouds, they mock me...
38. I can speak another language
39. I enjoy going out walking in autumn
40. I have eclectic tastes
41. I like to wear hats
42. My birthday is just another day of the year
43. Sanity is overrated
44. I work for the government
45. I love the rain
46. Old music is better than new music
47. I spell colour: color
48. I say yes but often mean no
49. I am prone to falling down stairs
50. I know someone called Brian
01. I ingest food through my ears
02. I cannot differentiate between the colours yellow and slightly pale yellow
03. The colour green fills me with rage
04. I see dead people (I see lots of shit, but never dead people. Just people who should be dead...)
05. My name has more, or an equal number of vowels than consonants
06. All food tastes the same to me
07. I breathe in through my nose and out through my mouth
08. My age is a square number
09. I wear socks
10. I desire to roll around in the grass
11. I love the winter
12. I love nightmares
13. My head attracts swarms of insects
14. I think regular sleep is overrated
15. I listen to loud music
16. I can hear the people next door
17. I often dream of silencing the people next door with an axe (not them, but many other people)
18. I crave brainmeats
19. I like my eyeballs
20. People look at me funny
21. I smell good
22. I think I talk too much
23. I like to wear makeup
24. I think eating is overrated
25. I believe that a pan-galactic space moose created the universe
26. My head is disproportionate to my body
27. I live in a house, a very big house, in the country
28. I live in a dustbin
29. I am covered in tiny spikes
30. I wake up after midday
31. I fall asleep before midnight
32. I was banned from handling scissors at school
33. I enjoy Norwegian black metal
34. I also enjoy sandpapering my ears
35. I dress like Mortiis (on Halloween).
36. I believe in faeries
37. The clouds, they mock me...
38. I can speak another language
39. I enjoy going out walking in autumn
40. I have eclectic tastes
41. I like to wear hats
42. My birthday is just another day of the year
43. Sanity is overrated
44. I work for the government
45. I love the rain
46. Old music is better than new music
47. I spell colour: color
48. I say yes but often mean no
49. I am prone to falling down stairs
50. I know someone called Brian