jeff takes over my facebook: episode 1.

Jul 31, 2009 11:50

so my brother jeff took over my facebook for a couple days. he sent messages to my mom, posing as me, trying to get her to think he was arrested and on cops. well, i'll just let you read them. i'm sure tomorrow i'll have more lol.

message 1: Jeff on tv on cops
laugh out loud not really on cops. Oh my god but really i could outrun the cops. I would just give them doughts!!! HAA HAA HAaahaa
Dave says hi and love and xoxxoo Gossip Girl.??. this is Jeffrey keith heberling son of Clayton Franklin Heberling and KATHLEEN ELIZABETH HEBERLING exclamation point exclamation point exclamation point period
love from jeff♥

message 2: Jeff in jail
Jeff went to jail after cops appearance. Dave and I went to see him. He is ok bail is set at $60,000 for bribery,grand theft auto, possession of heroin, crack cocaine, and weed. He is wanting to go home
steph

message 3: Jeff on bail
The last one was a REAL cop's appearance. Not fake. We bailed him out and we love you. But there is a problem he lost his eye in a prison fight with another inmate you killed three people. He is ok just no eye. Still wears glasses. He has tat of a flaming phoenix. We yell at him. He cried. Neighbors called cops. We had explained situation. They left.

message 4(version 1): Final Message From Day1
We are doing this this because i don't want be yelled across the phone we want you to enjoy your weekend. We made jeff a eye patch of paper towels and some duct tape. His prison buddy,Killer Buck Wild prison of course do not know real name, is staying with us. Jeff is doing fine. Dave is out with buddies. We sent to bed. Tommy and Arty are fine and loving their attention from KBW, prison buddy name abbreviated. Well that is all happening on day1 of this weekend

message 4(version 2): sorry
I left word out by accident cause so angry. We are doing this because i don't want to be yelled at the across the phone We want you to enjoy your weekend. We made Jeff a eye patch of paper towels and some duct tape. His prison buddy,Killer Buck Wild prison name of course do not know real name, is staying with us. Killer Buck Wild attacked three people to get into jail. Jeff is doing fine. Dave is out with buddies. We sent
Jeff to bed. Toby and Arty are fine and loving their attention from KBW, prison's buddy name abbreviated. Sleeping your bed. Well that is all happening on day1 of this weekend.
Love you Steph

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