Kurt Vonnegut. He was Geraldo Rivera's father-in-law.

Maybe my brain is still loopy from H1N1, but somehow... that doesn't seem like it could possibly be any funnier.
Not just unfortunate prime-time sitcom laugh track funny.
It's "Ow, my side hurts, that mustache oh my god" funny.

BOTH THOSE MUSTACHES.
hahahahahahahaha.

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I was most surprised by the fact that there is no sex in this story, at all. Fanfiction without sex is like butter without butter. It just doesn't work, people. :P

When Batman votes, he weighs all the options and chooses the best person for the job, regardless of party affiliation or whether they are actually running for office. So in other words, he writes in BATMAN on every ballot.

BATMAN FOR PRESIDENT 2008!
CHANGE WE NEED! :p

"Wait! You can't go out there, everyone's been turned, it's too dangerous!" I cried, clinging desperately to his arm. He shrugged me off easily. "Stop doing that," he growled. "If I don't go out to send the flare, the government won't know where to send the rocket. I've explained this to you." He kissed me again - something he shouldn't be doing. I ( Read more... )

In Knoxville, a young, heavy-set, blind guy gets on the bus. Also from Knoxville, an older, crackhead, hillbilly lady gets on the bus. Sits across the aisle from the blind guy, shares her seat with the creepy hillbilly man who is missing lots of teeth who got on in Marietta.

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( The most awesome message I've ever gotten on MySpace. EVAR. )

My whipped ice dairy drink brings the attention of many males to my place of residence and/or employment, and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours. Absolutely, it far surpasses yours. I could convey to you the recipe, but I would have to demand compensation.