After reading this, I went down to the school to withdraw my children, to homeschool them myself. Filled completely with a sense of self-righteous intellectual outrage. And the school's all, "Ma'am, you don't have any children enrolled in this school."
You're goddamn right I don't!
Okay, so I don't have any kids, and I didn't verbally assault a receptionist over this. But I have definitely considered moving from Cobb County now. I had heard stories of such a sticker! Legends from the shores of the old world! But to see it with mine own eyes... is to facepalm.
Dragon*Con update, later! Now it's time for some overdue housecleaning.