Fire!!
Ever try to just stand in one spot and contemplate something? I did that the other day out in my front yard. Ever try to do it while standing on a freaking FIRE ANT MOUND WEARING SANDALS?!!! Freaking bastards!!! So...after you get the ants off you one by one...the burning starts to set in right? I would take 100 days of the burning as compared to the freaking ITCHING that follws 2 days later. Holy crap!! I have about 7 or 8 bites between both of my feet and trying to sleep last night was HELL!! HELL I SAY! Of course I littered the lawn with chemicals in an attempt to destroy them. Bugs and I have a strange kind of hatred for each other these days.
Sunofa...
Sunofa...