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Things you don't want to hear from tech support
1. Do you have a sledgehammer or brick handy?
2. ...that's right, not even MacGyver could fix it.
3. Bummer Duuuuuuuude.
4. Looks like you're gonna need some new dilythium crystals, Cap'n.
5. Press 1 for Support, Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes, Press 3 if you're with the FTC.
6. We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery.
7. I'm sorry. I'm afraid I can't do that Dave.
8. In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect.
9. Hold on a second....... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!
1. Do you have a sledgehammer or brick handy?
2. ...that's right, not even MacGyver could fix it.
3. Bummer Duuuuuuuude.
4. Looks like you're gonna need some new dilythium crystals, Cap'n.
5. Press 1 for Support, Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes, Press 3 if you're with the FTC.
6. We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery.
7. I'm sorry. I'm afraid I can't do that Dave.
8. In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect.
9. Hold on a second....... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!