swollen eyes?

[wtmommy]

what do you do for swollen eyes? I ate a fuck ton of bacon last night and I am retaining water like a mo fo.

HELP

Comments

[samanarchy]

Semen works wonders.

[wtmommy]

I should have known you would find something hilarious

[samanarchy]

but of course. :)

[wtmommy]

Take me down to the paradise city, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

Random song lyrics, so you know what is rocking on the IPOD. I am outside stealing someones nets. WIN

[samanarchy]

Stealin nets is a must!

[wtmommy]

yeah i am awesome, stealing my nets in the TP. i has shorts on. lulz. white ghost legz.

I wish I had gas money, i would go apply to on the border, but I cant even afford to drive that far right now. *Sigh*

It sucks to be me at this point.