swollen eyes?

[wtmommy]

what do you do for swollen eyes? I ate a fuck ton of bacon last night and I am retaining water like a mo fo.

HELP

Comments

[ncsujen]

Chug water like you just got out of the Sahara

Or you can go the unhealthy supermodel route and take a laxative and smear Preparation H under your eyes

[_brokenhalo_]

This is pretty much exactly the comment I was about to leave.

[ncsujen]

Oh noes someone else knows my secret dirty tricks?! ;)

[wtmommy]

why the prep h?

i dun git it

[_brokenhalo_]

It reduces swelling wherever you put it. ;-)

[wtmommy]

LOL ew