I should never make a fairy tale...ever.
Once upon a time there has a young POSTAL WORKER named DEREK. He was UP TO NOTHING in the SHITTY forest when he met HAIRY KEOKE, a run-away PORN STAR from the SEXY Queen KATE.
DEREK could see that HAIRY KEOKE was hungry so he reached into his SAC and give him his PERVERTED MUSHROOM. HAIRY KEOKE was thankful for DEREK's MUSHROOM, so he told DEREK a very ANGRY story about Queen KATE's daughter SHANEQUA. How her mother, the SEXY Queen KATE, kept her locked away in a BASEMENT protected by a gigantic KUALA BEAR, because SHANEQUA was so BLACK.
DEREK SHIT HIMSELF. He vowed to HAIRY KEOKE the PORN STAR that he would save the BLACK SHANEQUA. He would FUCK the KUALA BEAR, and take SHANEQUA far away from her eveil mother, the SEXY Queen KATE, and BURY her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a BLACK BITCH and HAIRY KEOKE the PORN STAR began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic KUALA BEAR from his story. SEXY Queen KATE SHOT out from behind a TABLE and struck DEREK dead. In the far off BASEMENT you could hear a CLAP.
THE END.