Road Rage
So, I'm driving home. La la.
Then I need to merge.
So I start merging and this dickwad in his shiny fucking Jaguar starts to close the gap that I'm merging into. The lane is almost gone by the time he closes in.
So I continue to merge anyway because I'm not in the mood to take things lying down today.
So this cock honks "the longest honk ever" at me, flips on his brights, and rides my ass so close that he might have well had his light OFF, he was so close.
So I flip on my dome light so that he can see me and I give him a big, toothy, smile in my rear view mirror. This pisses him off more and he revs back and forth and flips me off and starts yelling at me. Then we open to two lanes and he still sticks behind me and then out of nowhere, turns from our lane and makes a right hand turn down a street, crossing the open lane that it to my right.
What an asshole. I wonder what that pussy is like in every day activities. Does he smoke? Is he an assistant to the CEO? Does he have an asphyxiation fetish?
Then I need to merge.
So I start merging and this dickwad in his shiny fucking Jaguar starts to close the gap that I'm merging into. The lane is almost gone by the time he closes in.
So I continue to merge anyway because I'm not in the mood to take things lying down today.
So this cock honks "the longest honk ever" at me, flips on his brights, and rides my ass so close that he might have well had his light OFF, he was so close.
So I flip on my dome light so that he can see me and I give him a big, toothy, smile in my rear view mirror. This pisses him off more and he revs back and forth and flips me off and starts yelling at me. Then we open to two lanes and he still sticks behind me and then out of nowhere, turns from our lane and makes a right hand turn down a street, crossing the open lane that it to my right.
What an asshole. I wonder what that pussy is like in every day activities. Does he smoke? Is he an assistant to the CEO? Does he have an asphyxiation fetish?