Two More Deleted Scenes: Water Makes You Tearbend and Magical Negro Guessing Game!
Two more deleted scenes have surfaced. The first is...ugh...
Remember the amazing subplot about the Northern Water Tribe was sexist and that is why the Southern Water Tribe was made, and how Pakku was a "make me a sammich" douche bag and Katara ice slapped him with her non-existent cock and he saw the errors of his ways and how amazing that fight/plot was?
Yea...it's been reduced to THIS! I guess like everything else, it was a fart joke and M. Night with his amazing writing skills took that "turd" and made it a movie masterpiece.
But then...we have this extended scene and...
Seriously? SERIOUSLY? Magical Negro in my A:TLA movie?
And her name is "Aunt Wu"? AUNT FUCKING WU! WTF!?!
At the end there I thought she was going to bake cookies for him and Neo!
At least the Matrix character made sense, this is just...Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment horrifying and I better not ever cross paths with M. Night again or my half black side is going to Malcom X his ass!
Never mind the stupidity of "Aunt Wu" randomly guessing at who Ong wanted to talk to. I see. She has the gift of Cold reading, an ancient Earth Kingdom art. Especially ancient and mystical when it involves talking about the first letter of a name in a mystical fantasy world that doesn't use English writing.
*breaths*
Anyhow, thoughts?
Remember the amazing subplot about the Northern Water Tribe was sexist and that is why the Southern Water Tribe was made, and how Pakku was a "make me a sammich" douche bag and Katara ice slapped him with her non-existent cock and he saw the errors of his ways and how amazing that fight/plot was?
Click to viewYea...it's been reduced to THIS! I guess like everything else, it was a fart joke and M. Night with his amazing writing skills took that "turd" and made it a movie masterpiece.
But then...we have this extended scene and...
Seriously? SERIOUSLY? Magical Negro in my A:TLA movie?
And her name is "Aunt Wu"? AUNT FUCKING WU! WTF!?!
At the end there I thought she was going to bake cookies for him and Neo!
At least the Matrix character made sense, this is just...Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment horrifying and I better not ever cross paths with M. Night again or my half black side is going to Malcom X his ass!
Never mind the stupidity of "Aunt Wu" randomly guessing at who Ong wanted to talk to. I see. She has the gift of Cold reading, an ancient Earth Kingdom art. Especially ancient and mystical when it involves talking about the first letter of a name in a mystical fantasy world that doesn't use English writing.
*breaths*
Anyhow, thoughts?