Smirnoff Legacy: Generation 4.1
So last time, Juliet was made heir and um some other stuff happened that I don't remember.
Remember hot club girl? Well her name is actually Lisa. The other girl was Katerina. I got confused. Anyway, Lisa invited Juliet downtown.
5 minutes after arriving, she gets Lisa into the hottub. Damn she moves fast.
I should have made her a romance sim. SLUT
Juliet: Me, flirt?
Juliet: ME? ME????
I just do it now to annoy her. XD
Btw, anyone know why she bitches when I make her flirt or do anything romantic? She's not shy; she's got like 9 outgoing points. Is it because she's lazy? Or a mean sim? I've never had a sim so anti-romance before.
Life's a bitch, huh Juliet?
Meanwhile, back at home Kate is also giving me shit. YOU DO KNOW I HAVE THE POWER TO END YOU ALL!
Besides, this crazy mofo is one of the only men who don't hate you.
Anyway, Lisa moved in. She's a knowledge sim with a LTW to become Chief of Staff. Stats, I suck at posting them.
The only romance action Juliet can get into is "goose." Go figure.
Synchronized kissing?
Lisa after a makeover. RAWR. She's hot, no?
I NEED BABEHS!
Kate: Good job on getting fired. Really. A +! :DDD
One of Kate's dates started randomly picking on Juliet.
Yeah. Not a good idea. She eats kittens for breakfast.
Aiden: AH SHIT DEATH!
Juliet: EXCUUUUSE ME! YOU'RE IN MY WAY. CAN YOU DIE SOMEWHERE ELSE PLEASE!
Juliet: SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL OLD MAN???
This is an acceptable action when a loved one dies.
As is this.
Kicking some dude's ass? Not so much.
DIE IN A FIRE TRACY!!!
Then genius here decides to stomp the roaches and give herself the flu.
D'AWW she's so cute with her butterfly-catching face!
EPIC FAIL.
Must be nice to get one of those, eh?
Or not. Maybe she's finally grieving over her grandfather's death?
Nope. It's those DAMN ROACHES that bring the emo.
Knocked up, y/y?
In case you were wondering, Juliet has not given up her love of video games.
*Please note the plate of pancakes on the table. This will be important in a minute*
Juliet: So hungry...
And then she died. Right before she sat down to eat her pancakes she starved to death. *sigh*
Lisa: Sup, Death?
The dumb bitch took her sweet little time making it downstairs and then she wouldn't plead for Juliet's life. She just stood there. H0r.
And she could care less that her girlfriend is dead. WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN GIRLFRIENDS, WE GOT CATS!
*coughCHEATINGcough*
AND SHE'S BACK!!! She's really excited about it too.
She celebrates by popping. Invisibly. Steathily.
There. Now you can see the baby bump.
Aw, autonomous belly rubbing!
Lisa, you missed.
She popped again. I missed it. LOL LOSER
Nice.
Sim pregnancy is rough.
Charlie: Please, nice lady, FEED ME?
I'm a little concerned about this family's future children if the cat has to beg strangers for food.
What's on fire? There is no tree there. I didn't know air could burn. Hmm.
BABEH TEIMZ!!!
It's a boy! Both mom's eyes, S3 skintone and Lisa's hair. His name is Jacob.
Wow. Kate figured out babies go in cribs.
Kate: You go on the kitchen floor, right? Now I remember. Silly me.
Kate, you suck.
Cutest. Picture. EVER.
Someone's spoiled.
Juliet: So THAT'S where babies come from!
In case you thought the pillowfights had ceased.
Kate finally got laid. She'll never get to 20 lovers.
BIRTHDAY TIME! (Jacob's high)
HOLY EVIL EYEBROWS BATMAN!
He's a cutie pie! I kind of wish I'd kept the evil brows, though.
Juliet likes to watch her dad in the shower. SICK SICK SICK
Juliet wanted a kitten. Presumably to eat for breakfast. His name is Jin.
OMG HE'S SO CUTE I MUST SPAM YOU!!!
Decency. They do not have it.
Jacob's a pretty good toddler. He doesn't bitch too much. Just pouts when he can't get out of his crib.
Jacob: Change me?
Jack: Um hell no?
Jacob: I SMELL!!!
Juliet and Lisa: *pillowfight*
Jack: You asked me to change you so I now I will shove your head through this couch, k?
Jacob looks justifiably terrified.
Kate: I'M UNSEXED. D:
Jack: I'm an unpopular loser.
WORRY WORRY WORRY
YOUR TURN! I'm not risking my heir dying again.
SKADOOSH! (It's the new pop. Go with me here)
Lisa: WOO HAPPY BIRTHDAY! *randomly earns money*
Jacob: Wow, my hands are HUGE!
IDK
Well hai there Aiden!
I gave you people showers! I think the whole household has a combined total of about 5 neat points. They're all slobs.
LMAO. Jacob's transition outfit is ~HARDCORE~
He's so cute. I gave him the short curly hair to show off his elf ears of loooove.
Pregnant sims bite.
Charlie got old.
SKADOOSH!
Is it growing on you yet???
I forgot about Kate's heir painting, so I had Juliet do it before Kate became an elder.
God, they're all obsessed with the piano. At least they've racked up enough creativity points to make it sound decent. LOL, Charlie's singing along.
Lisa: *pisses herself*
ManMaid: BWAHAHAHA YOU PISSED YOUR PANTS!!
Jacob: MOM YOU'RE SO EMBARASSING!
Jin grew up. INSANE!
He and Charlie are getting along GREAT.
Charlie: And STAY DOWN bitch!
Jacob: Yes our lemonade is made fresh! And the flies give it extra protein!
I realized they weren't married and the baby would have Lisa's last name. Ooops.
Beautiful trashy ceremony in the kitchen.
Just in time, because BABY'S COMIN!
Yeah, the baby looks JUST LIKE HER! Anyway, it's a girl with S1 skintone, blue eyes, and black hair. Her name is Alexandra (Alex).
Well, Jack it's good to know you're not attracted to your daughter in law or your granddaughter.
This is pretty much how Alex spent her entire infancy.
Juliet: Ew, stinky baby.
Jacob and Lisa: *dance*
Alex: HALP MEEEEEE!!!
B+? HA HA LOSER!
TRIPLE BIRFDAY!
Kate.
Jack.
And Alex.
The generation 2 heirs have finally lost it. Took them long enough.
Serious issues. You people have SERIOUS ISSUES.
Kate is a pretty foxy elder.
Jack's okay looking. Definitely not as hot now.
Alex has ginormous cheeks. But she's cute.
These two are plotting to flood the house.
AUTONOMOUS POTTY TRAINING! *dies*
The whole family is fucking nuts.
If they all survive, I'll see you next time. :D