Phenomenal fail by Cracked.com
Cracked.com is a mixed bag, I'll admit, but they usually come down on roughly the right side of the sexism debate. Usually. Not today. Dear sweet dancing bears definitely not today.
The 10 Most Satisfying Cases of Hecklers Getting Destroyed.
Which seems okay on the surface, until you click the link and see that the vast majority of these hecklers are women, and get 'destroyed' through language which should otherwise call for a restraining order.
Example:
He was doing a bit on waitresses, and five seconds after saying the word, some politically correct Tourette's case shouted out, "Server! They're called 'servers.'" Assuming that's her occupation, he lets out a string of light insults, including "I'd like you to serve your mouth shut" and "Serve you up these nuts."
and again:
"I know you're trying to have a good time, and you are having a good time ... Here's what it is: You're pretty. And even in this fucking awful light, I can see that. No, don't fucking hide, now. Get up there and show everyone your pretty face. And I'm sure you're used to guys listening to your nonsense, but I'm not getting a blowjob from you tonight, so it doesn't matter to me. Do you understand? Doesn't matter how big your tits are, how well you use that mouth, I don't give a fuck -- so I don't have to listen to the lawn mower 'pap, pap, pap, pap, pap,' I don't care ... That fucking poor bastard you're with, his whole mission tonight is to make sure you get enough water so you don't pass out on the way home."
and again:
"Don't get confused on your place in the big picture. I'm not saying I'm anything special, but guess what, fuckface, you're not either -- we're all humans. Just because you're pretty? You're pretty now, but you're only like, what, 24? But talk to me when you're 44, and you're desperate and drunk, sitting behind the nickel slot machine. [Crowd applauds over his voice here] ... just hoping to get fingered, and you can suck his dick and maybe go home and feel 'somewhat worthy' because he got 'semi hard.'"
Each of these is from a different post, and that's not even all of them.
John Cheese, what the hell crawled up your arse and died that you though any of this sick shit was funny?
Also: don't read the comments. I've seen better comments on Sarah Palin videos on Youtube.
The 10 Most Satisfying Cases of Hecklers Getting Destroyed.
Which seems okay on the surface, until you click the link and see that the vast majority of these hecklers are women, and get 'destroyed' through language which should otherwise call for a restraining order.
Example:
He was doing a bit on waitresses, and five seconds after saying the word, some politically correct Tourette's case shouted out, "Server! They're called 'servers.'" Assuming that's her occupation, he lets out a string of light insults, including "I'd like you to serve your mouth shut" and "Serve you up these nuts."
and again:
"I know you're trying to have a good time, and you are having a good time ... Here's what it is: You're pretty. And even in this fucking awful light, I can see that. No, don't fucking hide, now. Get up there and show everyone your pretty face. And I'm sure you're used to guys listening to your nonsense, but I'm not getting a blowjob from you tonight, so it doesn't matter to me. Do you understand? Doesn't matter how big your tits are, how well you use that mouth, I don't give a fuck -- so I don't have to listen to the lawn mower 'pap, pap, pap, pap, pap,' I don't care ... That fucking poor bastard you're with, his whole mission tonight is to make sure you get enough water so you don't pass out on the way home."
and again:
"Don't get confused on your place in the big picture. I'm not saying I'm anything special, but guess what, fuckface, you're not either -- we're all humans. Just because you're pretty? You're pretty now, but you're only like, what, 24? But talk to me when you're 44, and you're desperate and drunk, sitting behind the nickel slot machine. [Crowd applauds over his voice here] ... just hoping to get fingered, and you can suck his dick and maybe go home and feel 'somewhat worthy' because he got 'semi hard.'"
Each of these is from a different post, and that's not even all of them.
John Cheese, what the hell crawled up your arse and died that you though any of this sick shit was funny?
Also: don't read the comments. I've seen better comments on Sarah Palin videos on Youtube.