Slugs that eat once and then photosynthesize forever. CHECK OUT THIS CAPTAIN OF INNOVATION RIGHT HERE. NO FOOD? THAT'S FINE WITH THIS BAMF, HE'LL JUST MAKE HIS OWN. THAT'S RIGHT. AND WE'RE NOT TALKIN' ABOUT SOME WUSSY LEFT-SIDE CASSEROLE EITHER. SON THIS EMPEROR OF THE OCEAN IS GONNA SCHOOL YOU IN THE CONCEPT OF GREEN LIVING YOU BETTER GET OUT YOUR NOTEBOOK.
It's hard making these without cursing, because I doubt I'm allowed to curse even half as much as I do in my MF posts. XD