Japanese researchers have found some monkeys in Thailand using human hair to floss their teeth and the mother monkeys are teaching their offspring to floss (after meals?)
You'd like to THINK that, wouldn't you? Well, you KEEP thinking that. You keep thinking that until one day, you walk into your dark bathroom and find A MONKEY STANDING AT YOUR BATHROOM SINK, FISHING AROUND IN THE DRAIN WITH A SMALL STICK AND A BIT OF STRING.
As if there weren't enough animals to be paranoid around *grumble*
Also, I thought of what would be worse. Just as you're about to back slowly out of the background, you see the monkey's eyes flick up to that luscious, full head of hair you have... and then just as casually flick back down to meet your eyes again.
Cold.
Calm.
Calculating.
(I think there might be a movie in there somewhere.)
Hahaha I totally imagined monkey flossing becoming a craze, with flossing obsessed monkeys ripping chunks of hair out of tourist's heads and selling strands for sexual favours to over monkeys.
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I assume they live near human settlements, and they just pick it up off the ground.
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As if there weren't enough animals to be paranoid around *grumble*
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Also, I thought of what would be worse. Just as you're about to back slowly out of the background, you see the monkey's eyes flick up to that luscious, full head of hair you have... and then just as casually flick back down to meet your eyes again.
Cold.
Calm.
Calculating.
(I think there might be a movie in there somewhere.)
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hell yeah pimpin' ain't easy
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