Recently in a Supermarket in the Province of Friesland (The Netherlands, and no, it is not a themepark with curry mountain and such), a spider came along with a shipment of banana's (Source:
Fok.nl). What caught my attention is that besides that the
Brazilian Wandering Spider is one of the most deadly spiders, its bite also causes
Priapism.
In other words, when you are bitten, you will die with an enormous boner*
* = May not apply to members of the female gender.