thank you woody allen

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I had a strange dream. Alan Alda was captain of a pirate ship, and his crew was made up entirely of women. They surrounded me in a dollar store and were threatening me with violence. I was pleading with them, asking why they were hanging out with such a jerk, etcetera, one of them said something like "Well, he's nice to us. What do you have going for you?" They looked kind of sorry for me. Then our fleets engaged at sea, everything got fuzzy, and I woke up.

I think most of this is from watching Crimes & Misdemeanors. I also saw this


at the bookstore.

I've had enough Alan Alda for a lifetime.