Wow..

[wtf_firebender]

I've noticed things have been a bit different around here, but then again they seem to be becoming normal once more..

Which is good, Zuzu has been acting a bit odd so I decided not to mess with him as of late. I like it more when he's uke. .

Anyone else agree? ;D

I'll lurk about till he's back to normal, then I'll go back to getting under his

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[pyro_zuko]

....

I KILLED YOU. YOU WERE A SMOLDERING PILE OF ASHES.

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK?

FIRE LORD ZUKO IS CONFUSED.

[wtf_firebender]

Killed me?

You don't even have the guts to kill me. Now calm down before you hurt yourself, Li.

[pyro_zuko]

I BURNED YOU AT THE FUCKING STAKE.

WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD?

HOW THE HELL CAN A PILE OF ASHES BLOODY TYPE?

....WHAT AREYOU?

[wtf_firebender]

Hmm.

C'mon over here, and I'll whisper it in your ear.

[pyro_zuko]

YOU'RE A FUCKING COCKROACH I SWEAR!

I'LL JUST HAVE TO KEEP KILLING YOU UNTIL YOU BLOODY DIE!

[wtf_firebender]

Zuzu,

The shock only means you miss me.

And you never killed me in the first place, but you do look older. C'monn. . Lemme get a good luck.

[pyro_zuko]

I KILLED YOU! KATARA AND AANG CAN VOUCH FOR ME!

YOU'RE A FUCKING STALKER RAPIST. WHY THE FUCK WOULD I MISS YOU? I'M MARRIED NOW, THANKS.

STAY THE FUCKING HELL AWAY FROM ME.

[wtf_firebender]

Aawh, you know you liked it.

I bet your wife couldn't get you off like I can. >]

[pyro_zuko]

FUCK NO!

MY WIFE ONLY "GOT ME OFF" ONCE AND THAT WAS SO I COULD DO MY PART IN PRODUCING A CHILD! I'M NOT INTO THAT YOU SICK BASTARD!

[wtf_firebender]

Gah, your such a prude right now.

I can't wait till you get back to normal, and you call me the sick one.

[pyro_zuko]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "PRUDE"? YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT TO BE OBNOXIOUS BECAUSE I'M NOT A SEX-DRIVEN FREAK LIKE YOU ARE!

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN "NORMAL"? THIS IS AS NORMAL AS I'LL EVER GET! I CAN ONLY GET OLDER.

YOU ARE THE SICK ONE. I DON'T FUCKING RAPE PEOPLE.

[wtf_firebender]

I'm really not all that sex-driven, I just can't have enough of you~

I really do hope you become normal soon, I rather not explain it to you now since you don't want to listen to reason. Then again, I bet you really don't want to listen to me anyway.

Awwh, you can rape me anytime. . Zuzu

[pyro_zuko]

THAT'S STILL SEX-DRIVEN YOU DUMBASS.

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BY NORMAL? YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A DIMWIT. THE ONLY THING I WANT TO HEAR FROM OU IS YOU BEGGING FOR MERCY BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO FUCKING FRY YOU!

THEN GET ON YOUR KNESS AND SUCK IT, YOU FUCKING BASTARD.

[wtf_firebender]

You seem to be a bit more demanding now.

Awwh, no foreplay?

[pyro_zuko]

I'M THE FUCKING FIRE LORD I CAN BE AS DEMANDING AS I BLOODY WANT TO BE!

YOU GET NOTHING FROM ME. IF YOU WANT IT BAD ENOUGH THEN SATISFY ME FIRST AND THEN I MIGHT BE MERCIFUL TO YOU.