Hrm.
Ok, this: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2379696 is lulzy in the sense it appears to have been drawn by a talented 6 year old who's deeply into sparkly ponies (and merman titties).
And this: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2377851 The tiny feet! The tumor-like abs! The lopsided arms! It's like something Dr. Frankenstein would create after a helluva bender.
Even better, I just noticed it's marked mature.
And this: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2371647/ That the tears make it look like her eyes are melting is only classed up by the markers and notebook paper execution.
Intrigued, I checked her profile to see if she was in fact a first grader or just severely mentally retarded. Her profile is quite an amusing fustercluck. Maybe it's just me not being around people like this very much, but I was laughing my butt off.
The name's Wolfgirl. Don't expect me to be 'mature' okay. I can get pissed off easily too so y'all DON'T FUCK WITH ME!!! I'LL BITE YOU BACK, MOTHERFUCKER!!! o_o
Don't worry, I'll be nice IF YOU WILL! ~>=U I also don't like to be lectured too much. I feel like I'M the alpha female and a princess! So PH33R ME!
And I wish I can stop doing this but sometimes when people keep messing up on me......I understand and already know that no one is perfect, well neither am I. But somehow, UGH! I hate being such a perfectionist!! T_T
Unlike most Americans, I'm TOTALLY into drawing anime/manga and video games related things and sooooooo good at it! ^_~ wink.gif
I'm also into the 4 elements and even mixtures of it! Like for instance, lightning is a mixture of fire and air since it came from the air and when it strikes a tree, it catches it on fire. ^_~
I also like animals too, mostly wolves and fantasy creatures of course.
And I also like being random. I'm also into gothic horror and even male suggestive themes.....like yaoi! ^-^
Mostly I'm into dark humor, satire, crude humor, abstract humor, sexual humor, random humor, surreal humor, slapstick humor, etc. And for those of you who hate me, FUCK YOU AND I HOPE YOU GET YOUR PATHETIC SOULS GET EATEN BY JEDAH DOHMA HIMSELF AND THEN GET SODOMIZED BY DEMONS AND GET YOUR BODY EATEN BY Q-BEE AND GET YOUR BONES EATEN BY BOWSER IN HELL!!!! ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ But for those of you who love me and like me, thank you and blessed art thou! ^__^
City: Can't tell you!
State:Texas
Hometown: Wolfen Castle
Country: United States
Occupation: Rose gardener, artist, warrior princess, elemental conjurer
Interests and Hobbies: rose gardening, drawing and coloring anime/VG fan pics, wolves, yaoi, male suggestive themes, random stuff, being random, gothic horror, fantasy, martial arts(yes! I do Tae Kwon Do in real life! ^~), elemental magic(offensive and defensive. I'm not a wiccan though, nor do I worship Satan or any of that crap!), having sexual thoughts about Siegfried Schtauffen from Soul Calibur series, animals, mythical creatures, my babies(that's what I call my 3 dogs. ^_~),etc.
Favorite Movies and Shows: comedy, horror, fantasy, splatter, anything that doesn't suck...SERIOUSLY!!! Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Xavier:Renegade Angel, The Simpsons, Family Guy, some anime shows(just the ones that interests me though so don't think I seen ALL of it.=P), Drawn Together,etc.
Favorite Music: Viking Metal, Black Metal ,Pagan Metal, Melodic Death/Gothenburg, Ambient, Grindcore, Industrial, gothic, video game music, new wave, rave, techno, anything that doesn't suck!
Favorite Books: How to Draw anime/manga books
There a few journal entries too, it's hard to tell - trying waaaay to hard to be random? Actually this delusional? Troll?