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[ohharry]

Ahh, finally, wonderful lake, cool lake, I just want to bury myself--

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OH MY GOD SNORT WHAT THE FUCK COUGH I CAN'T SWIM GURGLE.

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[gryffgenius]

UH OH. UH OH UH OH UH OH!

[xirishpride]

Hermione, how about I'll push him to the edge and you try to lift him out?

[slytheringrass]

I have a better idea. Since everyone's favourite hyperactive rodent has graciously helped me get outside, why don't I get in the lake and he can ride my back to safety? Useless waterphobic furballs

[ohharry]

SOB. I WANT MY MOMMY.

[slytheringrass]

Oh, don't give me that face. I can't resist the face!

Hang on tight, I'll take you to shore. Unless you... want to go around a bit? Cool off good and proper?

[ohharry]

...Okay

[slytheringrass]

Let me know if I go too fast. It's been so long since I've managed more than 0.0001 kilometres an hour, and these flippers are surprisingly propellant.

..Do you feel better?

[ohharry]

Much better. Thank you.

[slytheringrass]

You know, seals are supposed to be able to swim. Did you know how to in human form?

[ohharry]

Of course I did! I just...I don't think I'm full-grown yet or something.

[slytheringrass]

You do have a lot of baby fat a youthful look about you. Well, if you'd like to try swimming a bit later, perhaps I can be of service.

[justdraco]

How can you not swim, Potter?

[justdraco]

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