injuns
thanksgiving sucked for the most part because i was at work all day and it was my third day in a row taking care of crazy dude. most of the time, he was pretty funny and would say real crazy shit. but having to deal with him break a bed and threaten to punch me and not take his meds for three days in a row really pissed me off! haha.
anyway, yesterday, i walked into his room to check on him and he was all, "i'm playing with my dick!!!!!!" haha and i was just like, "WHAT???" and he was like, "i can't get it on stage!!!!!!" haha! i just LOLed real hard and walked right out of there.
but after work, i got to eat thanksgiving dinner and i made my mom cook tofurkey. i think she kinda fucked it up, but it still tasted good.
and this morning, i was gonna go shopping. but i was too tired to wake up, man!
i'm gonna try to go to the gym. and if i go, i'm going to reward myself by spending my life savings at the mall. haha. can't wait!
also, i want to get a for real christmas tree and also have a tree decorating hang sesh. we can drink silk nog and wear xmas tie dye shirts and listen to non-stop christmas songs on xm!!!! no joke! they also have a non-stop hanukkah station. wtf?
oh yeah, if you are reading this, please send me your address so i can send you a christmas card with a dollar in it. haha
p.s.
i had this dream last night that i went shopping at best buy and it was crowded as fuck and you could hardly move because there were so many people and then right in the middle of the crowd was sarah mcgriddle playing drums on rock band. haha!! no big deal.
anyway, yesterday, i walked into his room to check on him and he was all, "i'm playing with my dick!!!!!!" haha and i was just like, "WHAT???" and he was like, "i can't get it on stage!!!!!!" haha! i just LOLed real hard and walked right out of there.
but after work, i got to eat thanksgiving dinner and i made my mom cook tofurkey. i think she kinda fucked it up, but it still tasted good.
and this morning, i was gonna go shopping. but i was too tired to wake up, man!
i'm gonna try to go to the gym. and if i go, i'm going to reward myself by spending my life savings at the mall. haha. can't wait!
also, i want to get a for real christmas tree and also have a tree decorating hang sesh. we can drink silk nog and wear xmas tie dye shirts and listen to non-stop christmas songs on xm!!!! no joke! they also have a non-stop hanukkah station. wtf?
oh yeah, if you are reading this, please send me your address so i can send you a christmas card with a dollar in it. haha
p.s.
i had this dream last night that i went shopping at best buy and it was crowded as fuck and you could hardly move because there were so many people and then right in the middle of the crowd was sarah mcgriddle playing drums on rock band. haha!! no big deal.