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i am a week behind in the lj world! sorry, dudes!
these are all from leigh's camera. haha. whatevs.
if you have no life, you will probably have time to read through all this name dropping and look through these bad pictures. haha. but no joke, this shit ain't fiction.
we also went to orlando to pick up thomas and we ate z best food (you had to be there). i ended up sleeping in my car for a few hours cause we stayed with rachel's friend and her cat kept on attacking me. anyway, that girl used to date seema! whodathunkit?????
thomas is obsessed with phot sequences. haha
PUNK ROCK SPRING BREAK 2000!
when we checked into the hotel, our only luggage was a case of beer. we were walking around through check in and registration and shit and people were just like, "no big deal!" haha
to make a long story short, we pretty much trashed the room right when we got there. haha
we also got free pizza and red bulls cause i threatened to mosh the radio station tent! then the next day, the radio dude yelled at me through loud speakers at common grounds about moshing his tent then i convinced him to give me a free shirt. what a baby!
room service! GET ME A BEER!
that shit was like vegas, man! we were gambling with scratch offs.
so friday night, we kept on trying to go to all these shows, but the lines were all long as fuck. and on the way to raggae shack, thomas and i met these people from room 409 who spilled leigh's and my beer all over the place at the ergs show and showed us pizza dick. HAHAHA. i don't really remember a lot except riding bikes and being so drunk and leaving beers in my bike basket, but then ben convinced us all that it was okay to drink out in the open cause people were smoking weed out in the open. haha what? does that even make sense???
oh yeah, i also went on a pizza date that night! haha
so ben and i somehow got seperated from the other people and they went to some kegger where they put a keg on the black bmx and the seat broke! haha. wtf
so ben and i went back to the hotel and had a karaoke party. shit was tight!
that amish dude sucked, man! but those two other dudes were brits and real funny. andrew is the dude with the shaved head and we taught him how to play american games such as: MASH, lemons, and cat karaoke. thomas was gonna trade him a key lime pie for a chip butty (GOOGLE IT!), but we didn't have a kitchen. oh well. maybe next year!
btw, thomas convinced checkers to make him a chip butty and that shit tasted like heaven!
the party kept on getting bigger and bigger...
i think that dude pointing at the camera's name is ryan and he is in some shitty band called dirty money or some shit. he crowd surfed the riot going on in the hall way on saturday night. haha
our room was 320. so people were jumping on the beds and pounding the ceiling to wake up room 420. haha
people were spilling out of the room into the hallway!
thomas and i convinced a shit load of people to do songs in meows (like in jingle cats). the dude from the ergs sang iron man in meows. and it is a fact that radon played an acoustic house show on sunday night and played a song in meows (it only took like two hours to convince them).
we're gonna record fest cats on garage band. you heard it here first!
anyway, that shit went on til like 6am. and apparently our fucking crazy old neighbors complained about our "singing parties" cause the manager thretened to evict us from our room.
saturday consisted of waking up kinda early to eat at dill deli (haha best name ever) and looking for some bbq party at some house. but we ended up just walking in the rain and getting free pizza passes from bands who apparently hate pizza (not cool!).
this was after american steel i think. that shit was nucking futs!
this dude was our crazy neighbor at the hotel. he was all, "did you guys hear all those people meowing until like 8am?!?!?!" hahaha whatever, man. he was a fucking crackhead. he let us into his bathroom once and his bathtub was full of ice and beer, so that was pretty cool.
these dudes were fucking creeps, man! and the dude in the blue especially was a total boner killer.
i think we kept on calling this guy dave grohl. haha
people were so wasted at like 5pm. except for leigh's boos cause they were like 17. hahahaha
first, you DHV...
... then hearts shoot out of their eyes at you. thanks, mystery! you are a pick up artist god!
i made a love connection and also realized that shelly and avril are the best wing (wo)men. thanks, dudettes! i owe you like 69 beers each!
the rest of sat night was fucking crazy. somebody forgot to lock the pool at the hotel, so people were just going nuts! i think ben threw party jenga into the pool. and then all these people started lighting fireworks and playing tunes out of this huge party boom box. all i remember before going back inside was looking over the ledge and there were three cop cars parked in front of the hotel and like all these people throwing smoke bombs at them. hahaha
then everybody rioted down the hallway chanting "USA USA!" and diez was just stomping towards the group of people yelling "MEXICO MEXICO!" hahaha and ben broke all these exit signs and that shit was crazy as fuck.
i stole these from someone else other than leigh. haha.
but that dude carrying the giant boombox is this crazy metal dude named raymond that kept on being like, "let's go smoke a fag!!" every time he met a british dude. HAHA
when the cops came, people just crammed into all the rooms and you could hear everybody be like SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH really loud. haha
after the riot, everybody just stayed up and drank beers out in front of the hotel and we hung out with taking back sunday. haha. and then some girl got stuck in the elevator for hours and all these drunk punks were trying to pry that shit open with newspapers. haha. that shit was funny. shelly was gone for all this cause she was busy. i woke up the next day on the floor in the hotel room next to some fine metal dude with a broken foot. hahaha that shit was real awkward, but he was fine so whatever. donnie ended up sleeping in some car. haha oops.
ok sunday... i don't even remember sunday. i think we mostly hung out at common grounds and got real drunk off of fest punch. the dude from lifetime was there talking about how he meows songs to his wife instead of humming them. and then we talked to the dude from radon for hours about meowing some of their songs and apparently they got annoyed enough to do it. haha
oh yeah, we went to some hippie crusty show that was way out of the way and leigh, thomas, and i got a ride from these random people and i nthe car, they were just like, "you guys talk too much!" then turned the radio way up. hahahaha. what a bunch of haters. i think one dude got pissed cause i called him a skin head (he listens to cocksparrer haha).
then we ate at the top and then saw less than jake! haha. that shit was fun as fuck. thomas and i kept on telling people it sucked though just because they didn't play the goodburger theme song. haha. and then we went and saw the ergs and they played gin blossoms cover! what the fuck!!! that shit was beautiful.
then after that, we hauled ass over to the quadiliacha/asshole parade show and that shit was tiiiiiight. eddie threw up and then moshed his own vomit. haha. and then jeff (rb's friend) kept on throwing trash into the pit. hahaha!
and then after the show, we hung out in the rain and got fourth meal free pizza!!! from some random dude walking by. that was awesome! and then we hung out again til like 6am at the hotel.
thomas looooooves cats!
these two dudes are from england also and named james and james. one james kept on randomly passing out and that shit was funny as fuck.
we found james passed out in the hallway with his shirt up halfway and we were tring to do body shots off him. SICK!
after he got up from the hallway, he passed out in our room on the floor and we had to pour mountain dew on his face to wake him up. haha
these were al british dudes! and the one wearing eddie's hat has a giant NOFX tat. he also claims to have all 20 punk o ramas. NO JOKE!
james stole sunglasses with the tag still on and all these american treats and was just handing out chips ahoy! to people. haha. then this cop came and was all, "if you have an open container, you will get arrested!" so everybody hauled ass inside and after a while, ben and i got bored, so we went back downstairs. but on our way downstairs, we found james just passed out next to the elevators with a half eaten snickers bar lying next to him. haha. and ben shoved the candy bar into his mouth and that dude immediately had the biggest smile on his face. haha that shit was funny as hell.
LOL!!!!!!
this dude was walking around with his pants around his ankles and his penis just hanging out. he teabagged james and was just like, "TEA TIME!" haha that shit was scary as fuck! haha
james also passed out in another corner we weren't aware of until leigh passed out in the same exact corner. haaha
thomas and i were real bummed that fest was coming to an end!
this was prett much how the whole weekend went: me, making fun of people. and thomas being drunk and laughing a lot. hahaha
after this pic was taken, thomas made a love connection with some canadian girl. hahaha
oh yeah. eddie drank 46 beers in one night!!! HAHA
on the way home from fest, the bike rack broke in the middle of the interstate. we were so boggled!
we were next to a cafe risque sign. haha
:(
this cop came and held our bikes for us until rachel could go back to pick them up. he was real awesome! good thing he didn't see the "this bike is a gravity bong" sticker on it! haha
in concluson, best weekend ever! everybody was saying i was getting too excited and to not get my hopes up, but that shit seriously surpassed every expectation ever!
everytime i was just like, "there is no way my weekend can get any more ridiculous than this!" then five minutes later, i'm like, "NO FUCKING WAYYYYYYY!" tight bands, tight friends (old and new), tight jokes, tight parties!
can't wait til next year where i will hopefully be saying, "every time i think my weekend cannot get any better than last year's fest, five minutes later i'm like NO FUCKING WAYYYYYY!"
Xsee you in the pitX
these are all from leigh's camera. haha. whatevs.
if you have no life, you will probably have time to read through all this name dropping and look through these bad pictures. haha. but no joke, this shit ain't fiction.
we also went to orlando to pick up thomas and we ate z best food (you had to be there). i ended up sleeping in my car for a few hours cause we stayed with rachel's friend and her cat kept on attacking me. anyway, that girl used to date seema! whodathunkit?????
thomas is obsessed with phot sequences. haha
PUNK ROCK SPRING BREAK 2000!
when we checked into the hotel, our only luggage was a case of beer. we were walking around through check in and registration and shit and people were just like, "no big deal!" haha
to make a long story short, we pretty much trashed the room right when we got there. haha
we also got free pizza and red bulls cause i threatened to mosh the radio station tent! then the next day, the radio dude yelled at me through loud speakers at common grounds about moshing his tent then i convinced him to give me a free shirt. what a baby!
room service! GET ME A BEER!
that shit was like vegas, man! we were gambling with scratch offs.
so friday night, we kept on trying to go to all these shows, but the lines were all long as fuck. and on the way to raggae shack, thomas and i met these people from room 409 who spilled leigh's and my beer all over the place at the ergs show and showed us pizza dick. HAHAHA. i don't really remember a lot except riding bikes and being so drunk and leaving beers in my bike basket, but then ben convinced us all that it was okay to drink out in the open cause people were smoking weed out in the open. haha what? does that even make sense???
oh yeah, i also went on a pizza date that night! haha
so ben and i somehow got seperated from the other people and they went to some kegger where they put a keg on the black bmx and the seat broke! haha. wtf
so ben and i went back to the hotel and had a karaoke party. shit was tight!
that amish dude sucked, man! but those two other dudes were brits and real funny. andrew is the dude with the shaved head and we taught him how to play american games such as: MASH, lemons, and cat karaoke. thomas was gonna trade him a key lime pie for a chip butty (GOOGLE IT!), but we didn't have a kitchen. oh well. maybe next year!
btw, thomas convinced checkers to make him a chip butty and that shit tasted like heaven!
the party kept on getting bigger and bigger...
i think that dude pointing at the camera's name is ryan and he is in some shitty band called dirty money or some shit. he crowd surfed the riot going on in the hall way on saturday night. haha
our room was 320. so people were jumping on the beds and pounding the ceiling to wake up room 420. haha
people were spilling out of the room into the hallway!
thomas and i convinced a shit load of people to do songs in meows (like in jingle cats). the dude from the ergs sang iron man in meows. and it is a fact that radon played an acoustic house show on sunday night and played a song in meows (it only took like two hours to convince them).
we're gonna record fest cats on garage band. you heard it here first!
anyway, that shit went on til like 6am. and apparently our fucking crazy old neighbors complained about our "singing parties" cause the manager thretened to evict us from our room.
saturday consisted of waking up kinda early to eat at dill deli (haha best name ever) and looking for some bbq party at some house. but we ended up just walking in the rain and getting free pizza passes from bands who apparently hate pizza (not cool!).
this was after american steel i think. that shit was nucking futs!
this dude was our crazy neighbor at the hotel. he was all, "did you guys hear all those people meowing until like 8am?!?!?!" hahaha whatever, man. he was a fucking crackhead. he let us into his bathroom once and his bathtub was full of ice and beer, so that was pretty cool.
these dudes were fucking creeps, man! and the dude in the blue especially was a total boner killer.
i think we kept on calling this guy dave grohl. haha
people were so wasted at like 5pm. except for leigh's boos cause they were like 17. hahahaha
first, you DHV...
... then hearts shoot out of their eyes at you. thanks, mystery! you are a pick up artist god!
i made a love connection and also realized that shelly and avril are the best wing (wo)men. thanks, dudettes! i owe you like 69 beers each!
the rest of sat night was fucking crazy. somebody forgot to lock the pool at the hotel, so people were just going nuts! i think ben threw party jenga into the pool. and then all these people started lighting fireworks and playing tunes out of this huge party boom box. all i remember before going back inside was looking over the ledge and there were three cop cars parked in front of the hotel and like all these people throwing smoke bombs at them. hahaha
then everybody rioted down the hallway chanting "USA USA!" and diez was just stomping towards the group of people yelling "MEXICO MEXICO!" hahaha and ben broke all these exit signs and that shit was crazy as fuck.
i stole these from someone else other than leigh. haha.
but that dude carrying the giant boombox is this crazy metal dude named raymond that kept on being like, "let's go smoke a fag!!" every time he met a british dude. HAHA
when the cops came, people just crammed into all the rooms and you could hear everybody be like SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH really loud. haha
after the riot, everybody just stayed up and drank beers out in front of the hotel and we hung out with taking back sunday. haha. and then some girl got stuck in the elevator for hours and all these drunk punks were trying to pry that shit open with newspapers. haha. that shit was funny. shelly was gone for all this cause she was busy. i woke up the next day on the floor in the hotel room next to some fine metal dude with a broken foot. hahaha that shit was real awkward, but he was fine so whatever. donnie ended up sleeping in some car. haha oops.
ok sunday... i don't even remember sunday. i think we mostly hung out at common grounds and got real drunk off of fest punch. the dude from lifetime was there talking about how he meows songs to his wife instead of humming them. and then we talked to the dude from radon for hours about meowing some of their songs and apparently they got annoyed enough to do it. haha
oh yeah, we went to some hippie crusty show that was way out of the way and leigh, thomas, and i got a ride from these random people and i nthe car, they were just like, "you guys talk too much!" then turned the radio way up. hahahaha. what a bunch of haters. i think one dude got pissed cause i called him a skin head (he listens to cocksparrer haha).
then we ate at the top and then saw less than jake! haha. that shit was fun as fuck. thomas and i kept on telling people it sucked though just because they didn't play the goodburger theme song. haha. and then we went and saw the ergs and they played gin blossoms cover! what the fuck!!! that shit was beautiful.
then after that, we hauled ass over to the quadiliacha/asshole parade show and that shit was tiiiiiight. eddie threw up and then moshed his own vomit. haha. and then jeff (rb's friend) kept on throwing trash into the pit. hahaha!
and then after the show, we hung out in the rain and got fourth meal free pizza!!! from some random dude walking by. that was awesome! and then we hung out again til like 6am at the hotel.
thomas looooooves cats!
these two dudes are from england also and named james and james. one james kept on randomly passing out and that shit was funny as fuck.
we found james passed out in the hallway with his shirt up halfway and we were tring to do body shots off him. SICK!
after he got up from the hallway, he passed out in our room on the floor and we had to pour mountain dew on his face to wake him up. haha
these were al british dudes! and the one wearing eddie's hat has a giant NOFX tat. he also claims to have all 20 punk o ramas. NO JOKE!
james stole sunglasses with the tag still on and all these american treats and was just handing out chips ahoy! to people. haha. then this cop came and was all, "if you have an open container, you will get arrested!" so everybody hauled ass inside and after a while, ben and i got bored, so we went back downstairs. but on our way downstairs, we found james just passed out next to the elevators with a half eaten snickers bar lying next to him. haha. and ben shoved the candy bar into his mouth and that dude immediately had the biggest smile on his face. haha that shit was funny as hell.
LOL!!!!!!
this dude was walking around with his pants around his ankles and his penis just hanging out. he teabagged james and was just like, "TEA TIME!" haha that shit was scary as fuck! haha
james also passed out in another corner we weren't aware of until leigh passed out in the same exact corner. haaha
thomas and i were real bummed that fest was coming to an end!
this was prett much how the whole weekend went: me, making fun of people. and thomas being drunk and laughing a lot. hahaha
after this pic was taken, thomas made a love connection with some canadian girl. hahaha
oh yeah. eddie drank 46 beers in one night!!! HAHA
on the way home from fest, the bike rack broke in the middle of the interstate. we were so boggled!
we were next to a cafe risque sign. haha
:(
this cop came and held our bikes for us until rachel could go back to pick them up. he was real awesome! good thing he didn't see the "this bike is a gravity bong" sticker on it! haha
in concluson, best weekend ever! everybody was saying i was getting too excited and to not get my hopes up, but that shit seriously surpassed every expectation ever!
everytime i was just like, "there is no way my weekend can get any more ridiculous than this!" then five minutes later, i'm like, "NO FUCKING WAYYYYYYY!" tight bands, tight friends (old and new), tight jokes, tight parties!
can't wait til next year where i will hopefully be saying, "every time i think my weekend cannot get any better than last year's fest, five minutes later i'm like NO FUCKING WAYYYYYY!"
Xsee you in the pitX