working CLASS (its a pun...)
this excerpt is taken from a conversation had with a co-worker. this story took place at work with my boss (who at this point had told me nothing of his life after 2 months of work except when i pointed out his pic of his kids and said "are those your kids", he said yes) and the names of the story have been changed to protect the individuals (ie: coworker = nicole, fake name = CAPITAL LETTERS). the contents of it do not reflect the views or opinions of...well no they do reflect my opinions.
ok so we're talking about his kids and what they're gonna do after highschool. and he says the middle one is giving them a headache b/c he keeps skipping school. and at his age, JOE was getting 95+% in math. he only made one mistake on his calculus exam. BLAH BLAH BLAH.
then says how once he got his licence he drove right out west b/c thats where he was working and he needed a car there. goes on to say well not a lot of people brought their cars out. he was one of the few guys. SO IT WAS EASY TO GET DATES or talk to girls
but it gets worse. so we start talking about bad driving conditions and how up there he had to drive through like every time of weather and had to be up the hotel (where he worked) by 4:30am and says he "you see a lot of crazy stuff at 4:30 in the morning"
so for some reason he goes back to the but its a good thing i had a car, something about the ladies
and how they would always ask for rides to town. and i said or its just easier for girls to bug guys to take them into town and he said something like well thats raunchy (?) and the stuff you would see at 4:30 in the morning was ridiculous. and HOW THERE WOULD BE NAKED WOMEN IN THE HALL WAYS (me in thought = *AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
so after that he says "but i was never much a partier except for like one time where i got plastered (*PLASTERED*). he says "you know, plastered". and he says "i cant even remember how much i drank. like 14 beers or something. but then you know you just pass out" and then he started talking about bears. he's over 50.
*end scene*
ok so we're talking about his kids and what they're gonna do after highschool. and he says the middle one is giving them a headache b/c he keeps skipping school. and at his age, JOE was getting 95+% in math. he only made one mistake on his calculus exam. BLAH BLAH BLAH.
then says how once he got his licence he drove right out west b/c thats where he was working and he needed a car there. goes on to say well not a lot of people brought their cars out. he was one of the few guys. SO IT WAS EASY TO GET DATES or talk to girls
but it gets worse. so we start talking about bad driving conditions and how up there he had to drive through like every time of weather and had to be up the hotel (where he worked) by 4:30am and says he "you see a lot of crazy stuff at 4:30 in the morning"
so for some reason he goes back to the but its a good thing i had a car, something about the ladies
and how they would always ask for rides to town. and i said or its just easier for girls to bug guys to take them into town and he said something like well thats raunchy (?) and the stuff you would see at 4:30 in the morning was ridiculous. and HOW THERE WOULD BE NAKED WOMEN IN THE HALL WAYS (me in thought = *AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
so after that he says "but i was never much a partier except for like one time where i got plastered (*PLASTERED*). he says "you know, plastered". and he says "i cant even remember how much i drank. like 14 beers or something. but then you know you just pass out" and then he started talking about bears. he's over 50.
*end scene*