Things I can do

[wsushutin]

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
I can show you how to do-si-do
I can show you how to scratch a record
I can take apart the remote control
And I can almost put it back together
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
I can keep rhythm with no metronome
I can see your face on the telephone
I can make money open up a thrift store
I can make a living off a magazine
I can design an engine sixty four
Miles to a gallon of gasoline
I can make new antibiotics
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
I know how to run a business
I can make you wanna buy a product
I can do anything with no assistance
I can lead a nation with a microphone
I can split the atoms of a molecule
I can hand out a million vaccinations
Or let 'em all die in exasperation
Have 'em all healed of their lacerations
Have 'em all killed by assassination
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don't like 'em and
I can do anything with no permission
I can guide a missile by satellite
I can hit a target through a telescope
I can end the planet in a holocaust