And it's almost pornographically complicated. I think it's a neat idea, but I tried to keep the rules/reminder text close to previously established cards and it came out crazy long. Also, I changed it so that you could play it whenever you're allowed to play sorceries, that should allow for some combat tricks. Another idea I just thought of is making the creature have a splice-like ability. In essence you could play one creature and splice the second one onto it permanently. So you would have one creature in play on resolution.