My Saturday night screenplay

[wstetimewithm3]

God dammit Gus another one of "Those convos" goin on in your head...

Gus1: "Sup loser?"

Gus2: "You don't really mean that do you?"

Gus1: "Of course not, I love you, then again, lets see here."

Gus1: "You lost your gf to some guy who lives in Kingman, your car is in the shop till god knows when, you felt so alone and secluded from the world the other night that you cried in your friend's hallway, your hair is getting longer and harder to make un-curlified, your having a hard time meet new people, as well as your friendships are breaking. Gus, you're really blowin' it kid"

Gus2: "Will it look up?"

Gus1: "At this pace Gus, only small things'll put a smile on your face, you're screwing yourself over at this point"

Gus2: "What should I do?"

Gus1: "You could .... well ..... ummmm .... I don't know Gus, I guess you'll/I'll have to figure that out"

Gus2: "Any ideas?"

Gus1: "Nope"

Gus2: "Well then lets ask ..."

Gus1: "We cant do that, this is something we'll have to solve on our own"

Gus2: "I understand ...I still feel empty inside"

Gus1: "Get used to it, I have a feeling it'll be a long and bumpy ride from here on out"

Gus2: "I think I'm going to throw up"

Gus1: "Suck it up champ, save it for the ladies"

Gus2: "What ladies?"

Gus1: " .........oh ....... yeah (throws up)

Gus2: "You okay?"

Gus1: "M'eh"

Gus2: "We use that word too much, it doesnt promote happiness within ourselves"

Gus1: "Cut the happy crap, its how we feel, and if it means depression, then by god, we're depressed"

Gus2: "Hello Depression"

Gus1: "Yous one lady I'd be glad to be rid of"

(Enter Gus3)

Gus2: "For a change...."

Gus1: "For a change"

Gus3: "Hey Losers"

Gus2: "God no ... (tears)"

Gus1: "Ass"

Gus3: "What??"

Gus1: "Nevermind"

Gus3: "Sooooooorrry"

Gus2: "(sniff) Its okay, I overreacted"

Gus3: "Not the first time"

Gus1: "And probably not the last time"

Gus2: "Whats the count on that now?"

Gus3: "We're working on 4"

Gus1: "6 more and the next one's free"

Gus2: "Cute"

Gus1: "Sarcasm much?"

Gus2: "You read me like a book"

Gus1: "I am you, he's you, you're ...you"

Gus2: "For once, that should change"

Gus3: "Oh who the hell would you wanna be anyways?"

Gus2: "Idk someone without all these problems"

Gus1: "I think you're overexaggerating"

Gus2: "Well I am killing myself from the inside out mentally"

Gus3: "Very unhealthy"

Gus1: "Granted theres something going on (points to head) here, but that doesn't mean we should give up, theres three of us"

Gus2: "You mean one of us"

Gus1: "Yeah... but no.... but whatever!"

Gus3: "The point is is that if we want that change and that momentum shift, its time now to make a huge change so that we can at least feel like some sort of badass from it and feel like we're or I'm socially accepted instead of secluded and alone and unwanted"

Gus1: "Uhhh ... yeah, what he said"

Gus3: "I mean, you have been told that you aren't a horrible guy"

Gus2: "Yeah but you wern't here for his ... or my ... or whatever's explanation on how loserish I ... we ... Gus is!"

Gus3: "Oh, care to repeat?"

Gus1: "Uhh ex to kingman guy, bad hair, car probs, crying"

Gus3: "Hmm that is a problem. New girl, haircut, monday, and tissues?"

Gus2: "Nope, dont know any, waiting for school, sunday, and broke"

Gus3: "I fold"

Gus1: "Fuck"

Gus3: "Well we'll get someone to set you up on all that"

Gus2: "K sure"

(Together Exhale, silence)

Gus1: "Twizzlers and sleep?"

Gus2: "Okay, god ...talk about little things"

Gus3: "SRSLY"

Gus3: "OH and whats this all about you being gay?"

Gus1: "I guess I walk funny and people take that from it, other than that, I'm not gay"

Gus2: "Yeah, I .... we loves the ladies"

Gus3: "Good, I was worried about myself for a moment there"

Good job Gus, a screenplay