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Cleaning isn't much fun (well, really it's no fun), but it's for a good cause; *giggles like a schoolgirl* Emily's gonna be here tonight!
In other news, I went shopping for clothing (though I didn't get any) this afternoon. I was walking through The Gallery, and I saw an Old Navy. I thought, "They sell clothing and according to my friends they're relatively cheap," so I entered.
First I had to duck below the +3 Blast of Youth from a flock of Annoying Kids-- I walked straight into the kids section. I managed to outwit that enemy, but the worst was yet to come. I got help from the oracle of some guy who works there who told me that my quest led deeper, and I descended on the escalator to the lower level of the dungeon. I had to dodge another Annoying Kid who had broken from the flock and was lying in wait on the escalator then I immediately had to dodge some slow moving Ladies Carrying Shopping Bags. After passing on some -3 New Shorts That Look As Old As What I'm Replacing, I saw my nemesis, the Wizard of Tarb. I could identify him by the hair that was so gelled that I could never have used my Clue By +4 on him, it would have simply glanced off. I zapped him with a Bolt of Sensibility, but he simply ignored it, and the ricochet blasted me out of the store...
You die...--More--
Do you want your possessions identified? [ynq] (n)
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/ \
/ REST \
/ IN \
/ PEACE \
/ \
| bill |
| 83 Au |
| killed by the |
|the Wizard of Tarb|
| |
| |
| 2004 |
*| * * * | *
_________)/\\_//(\/(/\)/\//\/|_)_______
Goodbye bill the Wizard...
You died in The Dungeons of Doom on dungeon level 1 with 79 points,
and 83 pieces of gold, after 274 moves.
You were level 1 with a maximum of 11 hit points when you died.
In other news, I went shopping for clothing (though I didn't get any) this afternoon. I was walking through The Gallery, and I saw an Old Navy. I thought, "They sell clothing and according to my friends they're relatively cheap," so I entered.
First I had to duck below the +3 Blast of Youth from a flock of Annoying Kids-- I walked straight into the kids section. I managed to outwit that enemy, but the worst was yet to come. I got help from the oracle of some guy who works there who told me that my quest led deeper, and I descended on the escalator to the lower level of the dungeon. I had to dodge another Annoying Kid who had broken from the flock and was lying in wait on the escalator then I immediately had to dodge some slow moving Ladies Carrying Shopping Bags. After passing on some -3 New Shorts That Look As Old As What I'm Replacing, I saw my nemesis, the Wizard of Tarb. I could identify him by the hair that was so gelled that I could never have used my Clue By +4 on him, it would have simply glanced off. I zapped him with a Bolt of Sensibility, but he simply ignored it, and the ricochet blasted me out of the store...
You die...--More--
Do you want your possessions identified? [ynq] (n)
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/ \
/ REST \
/ IN \
/ PEACE \
/ \
| bill |
| 83 Au |
| killed by the |
|the Wizard of Tarb|
| |
| |
| 2004 |
*| * * * | *
_________)/\\_//(\/(/\)/\//\/|_)_______
Goodbye bill the Wizard...
You died in The Dungeons of Doom on dungeon level 1 with 79 points,
and 83 pieces of gold, after 274 moves.
You were level 1 with a maximum of 11 hit points when you died.