While Since I Filled One of These Out...
Thanks to i_chaos_bringer for this one:
The rules are: The people who have been tagged should post their answers and replace any question they dislike with another question they made up all by their little selves. Tag people. If tagged, don't feel you actually have to do the meme. But if you do, state who you were tagged by, and you cannot tag the person who tagged you. And, of course, change the fandom question to "fandom of your choice".
You just died. What happened?
I forgot to duck.
What is your most guilty pleasure?
Pro Wrestling, especially if Midgets and/or Women are involved. *Misses Trish Stratus and Super Porky*
What was your favourite childhood cartoon?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
What goes on your hotdog?
EVERYTHING with extra onions, sauerkraut, hot peppers, pickles, and cheese. Yeah, I like cheese on hot dogs. I have even been known to forego the weiner entirely and just slather a lot of ketchup onto a cheese sandwich. Good eatin'.
What was the last movie you saw for pleasure and would you recommend it?
10,000 BC, and it's definitely worth a rental to watch in the comfort of your own home whilst adding your own smartass remarks. Just check your brain at the door and have fun. DO NOT EAT ME!!!!
On balance, are you happy with your life as it is, would you change it a little, or would you change it a lot?
Not too happy at the moment. Changing it a lot by changing it a little at a time.
What’s the one possession you used to have, but don’t any more and wish you did? What happened to it?
My original, black-and-white Game Boy. I might still have it somewhere, but I don't think it works anymore. I sure could go for some Super Mario Land right now...
You (as you are now, not a fictionalized you or fictionalized a bit, if you like) are a guest character in an episode of Heroes. What’s your role?
An amazing new character whose special genetic powers involve the ability to memorize and recite episodes of The Simpsons.
Name one person for whom you’d definitely take a bullet, and one for whom you definitely wouldn’t.
Would take: My great-grandfather, assuming it was that thing where someone had traveled back in time and was going to kill him so that I wouldn't exist. Of course, then I'd be stuck in a time loop where I constantly died going back in time to make sure that I existed at all...*head explodes*
Wouldn't: Pretty much anyone else, unless I was assured of surviving and being richly rewarded. What? I'm not that altruistic.
Worst case scenario?
Nothing but pain and boredom for the next however-many years.
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment?
Tossup between getting my shit more together academically and socially/personally during the last two years of high school after a rough few years before that, and having lost a fair amount of weight and gotten in better physical shape than I've ever been in during the last two years.
What’s your greatest frustration?
Frustration itself. That and Fear.
For you only, not as a broad political statement: life imprisonment or death sentence?
Life Imprisonment. Better than no life at all, and the mind can always achieve some level of freedom.
Jury duty. Ever done it? What was it like? Wanna do it? Thoughts at all?
Nope, wouldn't mind trying it sometime. I certainly don't understand why some people get so bent out of shape about having to do it.
You've discovered you've been drafted into military service (to a country to which you hold a citizenship). What do you do?
Use the training to get in really good physical shape and toughen up, be sure to learn as many ways to kill a man as possible (you'd be surprised how often it comes up in conversation, really you would...), be sure to get at least one book out of the experience. Either that or try to convince them that my contributions on the home front are more valuable ("if someone doesn't have all 300+ Simpsons episodes memorized, then the terrorists have won damnit!")
Which fictional character could you see yourself marrying?
Let's go with Princess Eilonwy from the Prydain Chronicles.
Describe the flag of your personal utopia.
A Book sitting next to a bottle of good Beer.
Do you have a motto? If yes which one?
It changes constantly, usually with whatever wise saying I've heard most recently. Here are a couple of good ones I just read on a friend's Facebook Profile:
"Always remember others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself," Richard Nixon. I'm as shocked as you are by the source of that quote. Now if he'd just taped himself saying *that*...
"I feel sorry for people who do not drink. When they wake up in the morning it is as good as they are going to feel all day," Frank Sinatra.
What's in your pocket right now? Conversely, if you have no pocket, what are the three items closest to your right hand, excluding computer hardware?
A CD, a random book, and the DVD-ROM containing the entirety of WrestleCrap.com on it.
What place(s) most speaks to you?
Any place where there's water.
The rules are: The people who have been tagged should post their answers and replace any question they dislike with another question they made up all by their little selves. Tag people. If tagged, don't feel you actually have to do the meme. But if you do, state who you were tagged by, and you cannot tag the person who tagged you. And, of course, change the fandom question to "fandom of your choice".
You just died. What happened?
I forgot to duck.
What is your most guilty pleasure?
Pro Wrestling, especially if Midgets and/or Women are involved. *Misses Trish Stratus and Super Porky*
What was your favourite childhood cartoon?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
What goes on your hotdog?
EVERYTHING with extra onions, sauerkraut, hot peppers, pickles, and cheese. Yeah, I like cheese on hot dogs. I have even been known to forego the weiner entirely and just slather a lot of ketchup onto a cheese sandwich. Good eatin'.
What was the last movie you saw for pleasure and would you recommend it?
10,000 BC, and it's definitely worth a rental to watch in the comfort of your own home whilst adding your own smartass remarks. Just check your brain at the door and have fun. DO NOT EAT ME!!!!
On balance, are you happy with your life as it is, would you change it a little, or would you change it a lot?
Not too happy at the moment. Changing it a lot by changing it a little at a time.
What’s the one possession you used to have, but don’t any more and wish you did? What happened to it?
My original, black-and-white Game Boy. I might still have it somewhere, but I don't think it works anymore. I sure could go for some Super Mario Land right now...
You (as you are now, not a fictionalized you or fictionalized a bit, if you like) are a guest character in an episode of Heroes. What’s your role?
An amazing new character whose special genetic powers involve the ability to memorize and recite episodes of The Simpsons.
Name one person for whom you’d definitely take a bullet, and one for whom you definitely wouldn’t.
Would take: My great-grandfather, assuming it was that thing where someone had traveled back in time and was going to kill him so that I wouldn't exist. Of course, then I'd be stuck in a time loop where I constantly died going back in time to make sure that I existed at all...*head explodes*
Wouldn't: Pretty much anyone else, unless I was assured of surviving and being richly rewarded. What? I'm not that altruistic.
Worst case scenario?
Nothing but pain and boredom for the next however-many years.
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment?
Tossup between getting my shit more together academically and socially/personally during the last two years of high school after a rough few years before that, and having lost a fair amount of weight and gotten in better physical shape than I've ever been in during the last two years.
What’s your greatest frustration?
Frustration itself. That and Fear.
For you only, not as a broad political statement: life imprisonment or death sentence?
Life Imprisonment. Better than no life at all, and the mind can always achieve some level of freedom.
Jury duty. Ever done it? What was it like? Wanna do it? Thoughts at all?
Nope, wouldn't mind trying it sometime. I certainly don't understand why some people get so bent out of shape about having to do it.
You've discovered you've been drafted into military service (to a country to which you hold a citizenship). What do you do?
Use the training to get in really good physical shape and toughen up, be sure to learn as many ways to kill a man as possible (you'd be surprised how often it comes up in conversation, really you would...), be sure to get at least one book out of the experience. Either that or try to convince them that my contributions on the home front are more valuable ("if someone doesn't have all 300+ Simpsons episodes memorized, then the terrorists have won damnit!")
Which fictional character could you see yourself marrying?
Let's go with Princess Eilonwy from the Prydain Chronicles.
Describe the flag of your personal utopia.
A Book sitting next to a bottle of good Beer.
Do you have a motto? If yes which one?
It changes constantly, usually with whatever wise saying I've heard most recently. Here are a couple of good ones I just read on a friend's Facebook Profile:
"Always remember others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself," Richard Nixon. I'm as shocked as you are by the source of that quote. Now if he'd just taped himself saying *that*...
"I feel sorry for people who do not drink. When they wake up in the morning it is as good as they are going to feel all day," Frank Sinatra.
What's in your pocket right now? Conversely, if you have no pocket, what are the three items closest to your right hand, excluding computer hardware?
A CD, a random book, and the DVD-ROM containing the entirety of WrestleCrap.com on it.
What place(s) most speaks to you?
Any place where there's water.