Oh no! I have too many friends! What a big problem!
The following should be read with a mocking tone and a healthy dose of self-deprecation.
Seriously guys? For real? How is it that I can have two parties to go to in one night? Jenny and Kim's holiday party and Jeremy's Solstice party on the same night. Couldn't you have coordinated this better? Maybe you should start asking me what days I have free before you schedule these things.
Oh, wait... you both did? And I told both hosts I'd be there? Why didn't you all catch my mistake? What kind of friends do I have, where you are not watching out for me?
Seriously guys? For real? How is it that I can have two parties to go to in one night? Jenny and Kim's holiday party and Jeremy's Solstice party on the same night. Couldn't you have coordinated this better? Maybe you should start asking me what days I have free before you schedule these things.
Oh, wait... you both did? And I told both hosts I'd be there? Why didn't you all catch my mistake? What kind of friends do I have, where you are not watching out for me?