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last night's dream(s) yes multiple!
freakin weird bunch, i don't do these enough. i was walking around this barren city, a reacurring theme in many of my dreams, reading this book. the book was called, and i know this sounds rediciouls, but it was called "the sun will kill your balls". it was freaking weird as hell. in the book there was just a sentence having something to do with the sun that was rediculous and sometimes untrue, really spaced out in this weird format, kind of like this:
"the sun will burn your skin and you will be bones"
"the sun will give you cancer and you will die"
"the sun hates dogs"
(these are things i actually read out of this book in my dream) so i read this whole book and as I was walking around, i ran into my oldest brother and my dad. they greeted me with "well how was it?" to which i replied "how was what?" and they promptly chimed in unison "the sun will kill your balls!" thats about the whole extent of the dream.
on to the next one, i was at this opera house where there was this really random 5 band concert, i dont remember all of them, but U2 was playing and so was imogen heap and so was the red chord? freakin random. anyway, the whole crew was this opera loving people who wore nice clothes and stuff, and i was getting introduced to tons of them, just about everyone of them thinks im the spitting image of bruce lee. after a while i just start introducing myself as bruce lee, and people genuinley believed me, apparently in this dream world of mine bruce lee is still alive, so i saw imogen and she was amazing just like in real life, then the day after the same concert was going on, and i continued my introducing myself as bruce lee which continued to work flawlessly. i was waiting for imogen to play because apparently everyone else was super boring, and just before she was about to play nick papa came up and said "you really need to borrow this video tape of mine, its the coolest thing ever", even though i had no idea what was on this video tape i agree to go along, telling nick on the way to the car of the approximate 90 people inside who currently think I am bruce lee. so we go on this car ride that is taking forever, and the care is driven by this girl i used to know from acting camp, and she was faced towards me in the car, i was in the backseat she was driving, so i was completely freaked out of crashing because she couldnt see out the window at all, she must've been sure she was talking to bruce lee or something to be as captivated as she was, but anyway, this car ride is taking way too long and i tell nick to take me back so i can see imogen, he says it'll take too long to go get the video tape and come all the way back to the venue, so i got really pissed at nick by the time we got back to the venue i had just missed imogen. i saw her walking by me going up to her hotel room which was located above the venue. i followed her and introduced myself as myself, and she laughed when she heard i had duped so many people into thinking i was bruce lee. her hotel room was made up of these super narrow hallrooms that you can barely fit through, and just normal sized rooms. the dream ended with her and i sitting on her bed listening to really bizarre but good music and watching muted people on pbs talk.
then i had this weird sex dream which was very different from previous ones in the sense that it was super real. anyway this girl who i barely know here at school was laying down with me in bed and a good friend of mine and this girl were laying right next to us so i was really kind of weirded out. this girl kept trying to do sexual things with me though, but she would basically start something then completely end it in 5 seconds. she repeated this like 6 times, then got up, put her clothes on, and layed back down next to me and went to sleep. i remember laying on my back next to her yelling "blueballed!" i think by this time i had figured out i was dreaming, and i started talking to my friend who was with his lady right next to me in bed about how lame that girl was.
freakin long
last night's dream(s) yes multiple!
freakin weird bunch, i don't do these enough. i was walking around this barren city, a reacurring theme in many of my dreams, reading this book. the book was called, and i know this sounds rediciouls, but it was called "the sun will kill your balls". it was freaking weird as hell. in the book there was just a sentence having something to do with the sun that was rediculous and sometimes untrue, really spaced out in this weird format, kind of like this:
"the sun will burn your skin and you will be bones"
"the sun will give you cancer and you will die"
"the sun hates dogs"
(these are things i actually read out of this book in my dream) so i read this whole book and as I was walking around, i ran into my oldest brother and my dad. they greeted me with "well how was it?" to which i replied "how was what?" and they promptly chimed in unison "the sun will kill your balls!" thats about the whole extent of the dream.
on to the next one, i was at this opera house where there was this really random 5 band concert, i dont remember all of them, but U2 was playing and so was imogen heap and so was the red chord? freakin random. anyway, the whole crew was this opera loving people who wore nice clothes and stuff, and i was getting introduced to tons of them, just about everyone of them thinks im the spitting image of bruce lee. after a while i just start introducing myself as bruce lee, and people genuinley believed me, apparently in this dream world of mine bruce lee is still alive, so i saw imogen and she was amazing just like in real life, then the day after the same concert was going on, and i continued my introducing myself as bruce lee which continued to work flawlessly. i was waiting for imogen to play because apparently everyone else was super boring, and just before she was about to play nick papa came up and said "you really need to borrow this video tape of mine, its the coolest thing ever", even though i had no idea what was on this video tape i agree to go along, telling nick on the way to the car of the approximate 90 people inside who currently think I am bruce lee. so we go on this car ride that is taking forever, and the care is driven by this girl i used to know from acting camp, and she was faced towards me in the car, i was in the backseat she was driving, so i was completely freaked out of crashing because she couldnt see out the window at all, she must've been sure she was talking to bruce lee or something to be as captivated as she was, but anyway, this car ride is taking way too long and i tell nick to take me back so i can see imogen, he says it'll take too long to go get the video tape and come all the way back to the venue, so i got really pissed at nick by the time we got back to the venue i had just missed imogen. i saw her walking by me going up to her hotel room which was located above the venue. i followed her and introduced myself as myself, and she laughed when she heard i had duped so many people into thinking i was bruce lee. her hotel room was made up of these super narrow hallrooms that you can barely fit through, and just normal sized rooms. the dream ended with her and i sitting on her bed listening to really bizarre but good music and watching muted people on pbs talk.
then i had this weird sex dream which was very different from previous ones in the sense that it was super real. anyway this girl who i barely know here at school was laying down with me in bed and a good friend of mine and this girl were laying right next to us so i was really kind of weirded out. this girl kept trying to do sexual things with me though, but she would basically start something then completely end it in 5 seconds. she repeated this like 6 times, then got up, put her clothes on, and layed back down next to me and went to sleep. i remember laying on my back next to her yelling "blueballed!" i think by this time i had figured out i was dreaming, and i started talking to my friend who was with his lady right next to me in bed about how lame that girl was.
freakin long