craigslist does it again

Jan 19, 2006 03:58

Much to Robin's chagrin, I put her up for sale on craigslist.org the other day. "Small person - $200, o.b.o. - Haight district" the header ran, and the ad went on to describe her merits and detracting factors. I got a couple hits before she started threatening to use various blunt objects on my balls and I had to remove it, but they were overwhelmingly positive and kind- I was very impressed. People were like, "Only $200?" or "Looks like a steal!" or even "Do you deliver in the city?" Very impressed. No one asked what positions she was good for or if her height would prevent her from doing household chores. The picture was so smiley. Ah well. If Yusuf doesn't call me, you bet your ass he's going up for a 10 spot.
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