This is pretty simple...
This is a list of the top ten people I want to punch in the face. I've been thinking about it all night...if I could punch 10 people in the face with no repercussions...it would be these 10.
10. George W. Bush - I don't hate Bush...but I just want to be able to say "Hey...I punched the President of the United States in the face...cool"
9. David Blaine/Criss Angel - Just to see if they could magic their way out of a left hook.
8. David Hasselhoff - The exact definition of douchebag. The Hoff.
7. Britney Spears - In 1998...different story...2007...punch in the face.
6. Saddam Hussein - Wait...what? Oh yeah I forgot.
6. Mrs. Eveland - My 4th Grade teacher. I loved school until Mrs. Eveland's class. We called her "Mrs. Evil-land". I know...its not clever, but we were 4th graders what do you expect? Anyway...I always got A's in school and then she made me hate school...so I quit trying...and never really got good grades again until college...and she used to make us swish...that fluoride crap that was supposed to be good for your teeth but tasted like liquid a-hole. DAMN YOU EVIL-LAND!!!!
5. Dustin Diamond - I hated him on Saved by the Bell...I hated him in Saved by the Bell: The College Years...I hated him in...uhm...yeah I hate him. Take that to your porn convention!
4. Not Chuck Norris
3. Rosie O'Donnell - Fat, obnoxious, lesbian...go away and never come back. Seriously. I'd rather go to the dentist, the proctologist, get audited, kicked in the balls...twice, serve jury duty, and swim through shark infested waters with raw meat tied around my neck then hear one more word from her mouth...the only reason I haven't actually punched her is because I liked the movie "A League of Their Own".
2. The people who decided that showing crazy surgeries on television was acceptable. I don't want to flip through the channels and see a woman's face being pulled from the skull and a bunch of people standing around hitting it with hammers and yanking with their hands to remove a tumor. Nice.
1. Did I mention Rosie O'Donnell?
10. George W. Bush - I don't hate Bush...but I just want to be able to say "Hey...I punched the President of the United States in the face...cool"
9. David Blaine/Criss Angel - Just to see if they could magic their way out of a left hook.
8. David Hasselhoff - The exact definition of douchebag. The Hoff.
7. Britney Spears - In 1998...different story...2007...punch in the face.
6. Saddam Hussein - Wait...what? Oh yeah I forgot.
6. Mrs. Eveland - My 4th Grade teacher. I loved school until Mrs. Eveland's class. We called her "Mrs. Evil-land". I know...its not clever, but we were 4th graders what do you expect? Anyway...I always got A's in school and then she made me hate school...so I quit trying...and never really got good grades again until college...and she used to make us swish...that fluoride crap that was supposed to be good for your teeth but tasted like liquid a-hole. DAMN YOU EVIL-LAND!!!!
5. Dustin Diamond - I hated him on Saved by the Bell...I hated him in Saved by the Bell: The College Years...I hated him in...uhm...yeah I hate him. Take that to your porn convention!
4. Not Chuck Norris
3. Rosie O'Donnell - Fat, obnoxious, lesbian...go away and never come back. Seriously. I'd rather go to the dentist, the proctologist, get audited, kicked in the balls...twice, serve jury duty, and swim through shark infested waters with raw meat tied around my neck then hear one more word from her mouth...the only reason I haven't actually punched her is because I liked the movie "A League of Their Own".
2. The people who decided that showing crazy surgeries on television was acceptable. I don't want to flip through the channels and see a woman's face being pulled from the skull and a bunch of people standing around hitting it with hammers and yanking with their hands to remove a tumor. Nice.
1. Did I mention Rosie O'Donnell?