Voicemail

[wrongkindofsith]

The owner of this number, ...what? Am I supposed to say something? cannot be reached at this time. Please leave a message after the tone.

*beep*

Comments

[weetinyreese]

"Cara, it's Kyle Reese. Parkour is going to be on Godiva Street this week. Fastest way to get there is to go out the north gate and up Serendipity until you hit Godiva. Wear shoes and clothes you can run and jump in. See you then."

Phone Insanity

[nimeni]

"I won't be needing to employ your advice on girls anymore, I don't think. Thank you for being attentive and trying to help but it seems as if things have ended and your advice won't be needed."

Re: Phone Insanity

[wrongkindofsith]

[reply here]

LEFT OUTSIDE ROOM DOOR

[chief_cheerio]

One boxed cupcake and a campaign flier.

Crazy Phone day

[chief_cheerio]

[From here]

Did I piss you off, little sis? And what do raccoons have to do with it?

Re: Crazy Phone day

[wrongkindofsith]

[ Reply here]

Wacky Phones

[iwishiwasbig]

[From here.]

"No, no. Definitely the wrong number. No ferret sex here. But thanks for the mental image. It's not weird at all."

Re: Wacky Phones

[wrongkindofsith]

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