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did silent bob talk on "i love the 90s" 1999? i have my dime on that.
last night joanie took me to a bonfire, but then everyone had to leave because these hot young policemen told us that tey were inforcing the alcohol law, and as long as we left, they wouldn't issue us a ticket. they were just doing their jobs. we went to someone's house and hung out there for a while, and there was the fluffiest goddamn dog i'd ever seen in my whole life. she looked like a really hairy person. like, she totally had people eyes. it was kind of scary. but i loooooved her and decided i will get a big fluffy dog myself, except that this one had fur that you could pull off in tufts because she was such a shedy monster. then joanie and i went home and she took me through the park at like two in the morning because i think she secretly wanted to take advantage of me deep in the woods, but homegirl, all you gotta do is ask, okay? no sense in getting us both killed.
now kristen and i are going to go to chinatown... awesome.
last night joanie took me to a bonfire, but then everyone had to leave because these hot young policemen told us that tey were inforcing the alcohol law, and as long as we left, they wouldn't issue us a ticket. they were just doing their jobs. we went to someone's house and hung out there for a while, and there was the fluffiest goddamn dog i'd ever seen in my whole life. she looked like a really hairy person. like, she totally had people eyes. it was kind of scary. but i loooooved her and decided i will get a big fluffy dog myself, except that this one had fur that you could pull off in tufts because she was such a shedy monster. then joanie and i went home and she took me through the park at like two in the morning because i think she secretly wanted to take advantage of me deep in the woods, but homegirl, all you gotta do is ask, okay? no sense in getting us both killed.
now kristen and i are going to go to chinatown... awesome.