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[wrong_way17]

LADIES: Turned ON or OFF when a guy:

rides a skateboard: on

dresses like a baller: off

dresses his own style: on

dresses like a surfer bum: on

dresses in all black: off

plays a musical instrument: on

is shorter than you: off

is taller than you: on

has straight teeth: on

wears braces: off

has chapped lips: off

has green eyes: on

has blue eyes: on

has brown eyes: they are ok too

has long hair: not long, but shag= on

has a shaved head: off

drinks alcohol: on

smokes pot: its not necessicary, but ok

wears glasses: off, usually

has brown hair: on

has a tan: on

works out: on

Smiles alot: on

calls you jusT to say hi: on

lets you know he was thinkin about you: on

compliments you: on

shaves his legs: its ok for kilduff, but anyone else is unacceptable

has facial hair: eh, off

wears jewelry: depends

has smaller feet than you: off

wears cologne: on

smiles when you walk into the room: on

calls you pet names: on

has blonde hair: if they are tan= on

can make you laugh at any given moment: on

Is spontaneous: on

doesnt care what a lot of what people think: on

Virgin: on

Loyal: on

Laid back: on

Doesnt party a lot: eh, depends

laughs a lot: on

believes in love at first sight/fate: on

gauged ears: off

wants to be alone with you: on

has big lips: on