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[wrong_lever]

What miserable dog days of summer! I'm melting in this humidity! Wasting away! Fried! Steamed! Shriveling! Ugh!

Accursed, wretched, detestable sun!

It's bad enough your passing days have robbed me of my precious youth!

Forget this! I'm going down to my lab! Kronk, bring me the fans and lets double the dry ice order!!! No, Triple! (And get me a double

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[haruhifujioka]

You've always been shriveled.

[wrong_lever]

I assure you, not always.

[haruhifujioka]

Since we've known you.

[wrong_lever]

Which is hardly a representation of my lifespan, ignorant peasant.

[haruhifujioka]

Yeah, but most people weren't around for the dinosaurs.

[wrong_lever]

I was under the impression you all saw the raptor.

[haruhifujioka]

No. Just you.