desperate times and all that.
I have written 810 words out of 4000 on the first of my essays. It's not going well.
You may well wonder why I'm not just doing my bloody work rather than messing about on this - I'll tell you for why, it is SO.BLOODY.BORING.
So to motivate myself (or procrastinate still further) I'm typing my word counts into google and urban dictionary. It's thrilling. Really...
so:
14:49 - 810 words
Google: the year 810 or DCCCX started on a Tuesday. Well bloody hell.
Urban Dictionary: Area code of the roughest part of planet Earth apparently - Flint, MI. Anyone know it?
15:00 - 1023 words
Google: "Homeopathay: There's nothing in it - The 10:23 Campaign" - apparently there's a campaign against homeopathy, who knew. Personally, I find arnica works really well so.
Urban Dictionary: not defined yet but it redirected me to - "Frackified: n. 1. The act of making awesome, usually referring to a flash movie or a various other piece of art." - the act of making awesome, I like it.
15:24 - 1441 words
Google: Captain Edward Neville is on the peerage.com at page 1441 - he sounds a barrel of laughs.
Urban Dictionary: again not defined so I went to - "144 posse - local gang that is dangerous in the south part of rome
so called E.U.R." - I'm learning stuff here
16:00 - 1744 words
Google - a leap year and the year Alexander Pope died - he who said “A little learning is a dangerous thing.”
Urban Dictionary - well 1743 represents the number of letters in the phrase "I fucking love you"
On that note. Screw this, I'm going in search of coffee or chocolate or something.
You may well wonder why I'm not just doing my bloody work rather than messing about on this - I'll tell you for why, it is SO.BLOODY.BORING.
So to motivate myself (or procrastinate still further) I'm typing my word counts into google and urban dictionary. It's thrilling. Really...
so:
14:49 - 810 words
Google: the year 810 or DCCCX started on a Tuesday. Well bloody hell.
Urban Dictionary: Area code of the roughest part of planet Earth apparently - Flint, MI. Anyone know it?
15:00 - 1023 words
Google: "Homeopathay: There's nothing in it - The 10:23 Campaign" - apparently there's a campaign against homeopathy, who knew. Personally, I find arnica works really well so.
Urban Dictionary: not defined yet but it redirected me to - "Frackified: n. 1. The act of making awesome, usually referring to a flash movie or a various other piece of art." - the act of making awesome, I like it.
15:24 - 1441 words
Google: Captain Edward Neville is on the peerage.com at page 1441 - he sounds a barrel of laughs.
Urban Dictionary: again not defined so I went to - "144 posse - local gang that is dangerous in the south part of rome
so called E.U.R." - I'm learning stuff here
16:00 - 1744 words
Google - a leap year and the year Alexander Pope died - he who said “A little learning is a dangerous thing.”
Urban Dictionary - well 1743 represents the number of letters in the phrase "I fucking love you"
On that note. Screw this, I'm going in search of coffee or chocolate or something.