As some of you may know our government here in the UK is hung, and not even well at that.
Basically one of the two main parties needs the support of the third party to form a government so they're both going after it for all their worth or, as the BBC website would have it they're all setting out to woo the Lib Dems:
However, if I was young Nicholas Clegg I would feel somewhat akin to Rosaline in As You Like It I imagine:
"I had as lief be woo'd of a snail."
Good old Will.
What the Tories and Labour should really do, of course, is call in the wooing expert.
Look at him - wouldn't you just do anything he said??
And, honestly, his job is to woo, there is no one better!
Bloody love UK politics sometimes.